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Humor

To All the Classes I’ve Loved Before

Some relationships leave you with memories. Others leave you with a 73 on Jupiter.

Humor

A Trick-Or-Treat Takes Over SING!

SING! tries to depict a fun trick-or-treating experience, but some unexpected guests and circumstances show up in homes.

Humor

Uncarved Pumpkins Fear the Worst

As Halloween approaches, many yet-to-be-carved pumpkins fear calamity.

Humor

Choose Your Character: The American Education System

Readers have the ability to choose between several of the American Education System’s different factions.

Humor

A Comprehensive Guide to Lying About Your Grades

Lying about your grades, but optimized

Humor

BREAKING NEWS: Stuyvesant Class of 2027 Falls Victim to Millennial Transformation

Through their outdated slang, questionable technology habits, and inexplicable nostalgia for the 2010s, Stuyvesant’s Class of 2027 may be millennials trapped in Gen Z bodies.

Humor

Scientists Reveal That The Joke Is Actually Funnier the Hundredth Time You Say It

Here’s what you should know about science’s latest major breakthrough.

Humor

The Halloween-Based Type Indicator

It's spooky season! What does your go-to costume say about you?

Humor

Free Period Frights

During our free periods, they walk among us.

Humor

US Congress, Where The Only Thing Being Passed Is The Zombie Virus

Zombies have taken over the US Congress, but has anything changed?

Humor

Not Clickbait! Stuyvesant High School's Faculty Halloween Cooking Contest, Now Live!

A student documents the treats at the annual Stuyvesant faculty’s Halloween cooking contest.

Humor

Cursed Candy Makes Students Just a Tad Unhinged

Students have recently been way too energetic, but why?

Humor

Sweet Dreams? More Like Nightmare-Inducing Lullabies!

A brave Humor writer risked her perfect attendance to record the lyrics of the lullaby that’s been haunting Stuyvesant.

Humor

12 Days Until Halloween

Michael Myers Gets Hired

Humor

The Rise of Commercialism

Streaming services are giving the public what they want by including commercials.

Humor

The Ohio Week in Review

The past week of the most mysterious state in the U.S., revealed.

Humor

Unsuspecting Senior Haunted by Endless Supps

Susie Lee’s Halloween plans take a shocking turn when she realizes that college supplements are real things that exist.

Humor

Realistic, School-Friendly Halloween Costumes on a Monetary/Emotional Budget

Jacqueline recommends some cute Halloween costumes yayyyyy

Humor

New Halloween Candy of 2019

It’s that time of year again: Halloween! The time of spooky scary skeletons, glowing jack-o-lanterns, parades of costumed children marching up and down the streets,...

Humor

PSAT

Humor

Opinions Department Front for Spy Agency: The Conspiracy

The mission to reveal and stop the Opinions department and their covert operations.

Humor

The Fresh Ghost of Stuy-Aire

You’ve heard of Chucky and the Grunge. Now meet: CARL.

Humor

3 a.m. Shenanigans

In the midst of a late-night alarm, a frantic student resorts to unconventional means to complete an assignment, leading to a meow-tastic surprise.

Humor

Avengers: The Ghost of a Phone

Farewell? No. I will haunt you for the rest of your life and ensure that you will never have any rizz.

Humor

New Virus is Taking the World by Storm—Beware of “Feelings”!

A new virus known as “Feelings” has spread throughout Stuyvesant faster than any other virus known to man. Here’s a brief rundown of what you need to know!

Humor

The Nightmare Before Christmas is NOT a Halloween Movie

“The Nightmare Before Christmas” is definitively a Christmas movie.

Humor

CoronaVirus Update: Vampire Edition

The Spectator Humor Department’s Official Guide to Rooting Out Vampires

Humor

Which Spooky Something Are You?

With this formula, you’ll be able to answer the only burning question in your life: which autumn-themed article am I?

Humor

Single Pumpkin Looking to Date Again

After spending nearly a year single, Steven the pumpkin is once again ready to mingle.

Humor

Guide to Becoming President of a Club for Freshmen

What you should do at an interest meeting to become president and get attention at club.

Humor

Ghosts of Future’s Past

Upperclassmen are met with ghosts from the future warning them about college and their current decisions.

Humor

To All the Classes I’ve Loved Before

Some relationships leave you with memories. Others leave you with a 73 on Jupiter.

Humor

A Trick-Or-Treat Takes Over SING!

SING! tries to depict a fun trick-or-treating experience, but some unexpected guests and circumstances show up in homes.

Humor

Zuckerberg: Become Human

Here’s how our favorite lizard android broke his “red wall” of programming.

Humor

I’m Bloody Broke!

Vampires are supposed to be rich… right? But our friend here isn’t. He’s unemployed and broke. Oh, but he’s going job hunting. Will he pass his job interview?

Humor

Uncarved Pumpkins Fear the Worst

As Halloween approaches, many yet-to-be-carved pumpkins fear calamity.

Humor

Choose Your Character: The American Education System

Readers have the ability to choose between several of the American Education System’s different factions.

Humor

A Comprehensive Guide to Lying About Your Grades

Lying about your grades, but optimized

Humor

Rogue Halloween Decor On the Loose—Beware!

Halloween decor and costumes have been seen coming to life and taking over Halloween night, possessing bodies and roaming around the streets.

Humor

2026 Midterm Elections Turn into a Halloween Costume Contest

With the 2026 midterms looming, candidates discover that the easiest way to win voters over is to stop discussing their policies and start dressing up as them.

Humor

BREAKING NEWS: Stuyvesant Class of 2027 Falls Victim to Millennial Transformation

Through their outdated slang, questionable technology habits, and inexplicable nostalgia for the 2010s, Stuyvesant’s Class of 2027 may be millennials trapped in Gen Z bodies.

Humor

Scientists Reveal That The Joke Is Actually Funnier the Hundredth Time You Say It

Here’s what you should know about science’s latest major breakthrough.

Humor

The Halloween-Based Type Indicator

It's spooky season! What does your go-to costume say about you?

Humor

Dear Upperclassman: How Do I Survive as an Imposter?

Struggling with imposter syndrome at Stuy? An upperclassman offers some foolproof advice on how to survive among the sharks.

Science

The Secrets Behind Apple’s Success

Apple has maintained its grip on the smartphone market by leveraging its ecosystem and marketing prowess.

Humor

Free Period Frights

During our free periods, they walk among us.

Humor

Trick or Test?: A Stuyvesant Halloween

A review of Stuy’s REAL Halloween event!

Humor

US Congress, Where The Only Thing Being Passed Is The Zombie Virus

Zombies have taken over the US Congress, but has anything changed?

Opinions

The Social Responsibility of Singers

The brutal nature of the media and fan bases has been normalized, and singers must take responsibility for inadvertently promoting conflicts caused by releasing extremely personal lyrics.

Humor

Not Clickbait! Stuyvesant High School's Faculty Halloween Cooking Contest, Now Live!

A student documents the treats at the annual Stuyvesant faculty’s Halloween cooking contest.

Humor

You’ve Been Writing BooGrams Wrong

If you’re as uncreative as a pigeon, use these lovely BooGram templates from The Spectator!

Humor

Cursed Candy Makes Students Just a Tad Unhinged

Students have recently been way too energetic, but why?

Humor

A Beginner’s Guide to Ghost Hunting

A few simple and easy tips for ghost hunting this Halloween.

Humor

Welcome To Stuyvesant: A Survival Guide for Students

Tips to survive Stuyvesant’s recent crime wave.

Humor

The Fresh Ghost of Stuy-Aire

You’ve heard of Chucky and the Grunge. Now meet: CARL.

Humor

3 a.m. Shenanigans

In the midst of a late-night alarm, a frantic student resorts to unconventional means to complete an assignment, leading to a meow-tastic surprise.

Humor

Sweet Dreams? More Like Nightmare-Inducing Lullabies!

A brave Humor writer risked her perfect attendance to record the lyrics of the lullaby that’s been haunting Stuyvesant.

Humor

Avengers: The Ghost of a Phone

Farewell? No. I will haunt you for the rest of your life and ensure that you will never have any rizz.

Humor

12 Days Until Halloween

Michael Myers Gets Hired

Humor

New Virus is Taking the World by Storm—Beware of “Feelings”!

A new virus known as “Feelings” has spread throughout Stuyvesant faster than any other virus known to man. Here’s a brief rundown of what you need to know!

Humor

The Rise of Commercialism

Streaming services are giving the public what they want by including commercials.

Humor

The Nightmare Before Christmas is NOT a Halloween Movie

“The Nightmare Before Christmas” is definitively a Christmas movie.

Humor

CoronaVirus Update: Vampire Edition

The Spectator Humor Department’s Official Guide to Rooting Out Vampires

Humor

Which Spooky Something Are You?

With this formula, you’ll be able to answer the only burning question in your life: which autumn-themed article am I?

Humor

The Ohio Week in Review

The past week of the most mysterious state in the U.S., revealed.

Humor

Single Pumpkin Looking to Date Again

After spending nearly a year single, Steven the pumpkin is once again ready to mingle.

Humor

Unsuspecting Senior Haunted by Endless Supps

Susie Lee’s Halloween plans take a shocking turn when she realizes that college supplements are real things that exist.

Humor

Realistic, School-Friendly Halloween Costumes on a Monetary/Emotional Budget

Jacqueline recommends some cute Halloween costumes yayyyyy

Humor

New Halloween Candy of 2019

It’s that time of year again: Halloween! The time of spooky scary skeletons, glowing jack-o-lanterns, parades of costumed children marching up and down the streets,...

Humor

Guide to Becoming President of a Club for Freshmen

What you should do at an interest meeting to become president and get attention at club.

Humor

PSAT

Humor

Opinions Department Front for Spy Agency: The Conspiracy

The mission to reveal and stop the Opinions department and their covert operations.