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Humor
US Congress, Where The Only Thing Being Passed Is The Zombie Virus
By Eli Smith
Zombies have taken over the US Congress, but has anything changed?
|| 2024-2025Humor
Not Clickbait! Stuyvesant High School's Faculty Halloween Cooking Contest, Now Live!
By Selina Lin
A student documents the treats at the annual Stuyvesant faculty’s Halloween cooking contest.
|| 2024-2025Humor
Sweet Dreams? More Like Nightmare-Inducing Lullabies!
By Freda Dong
A brave Humor writer risked her perfect attendance to record the lyrics of the lullaby that’s been haunting Stuyvesant.
|| 2023-2024Humor
The Rise of Commercialism
By Leora Gallai
Streaming services are giving the public what they want by including commercials.
|| 2023-2024Humor
Cursed Candy Makes Students Just a Tad Unhinged
Students have recently been way too energetic, but why?
|| 2023-2024Humor
The Ohio Week in Review
By Ethan Lam
The past week of the most mysterious state in the U.S., revealed.
|| November 2020Humor
Realistic, School-Friendly Halloween Costumes on a Monetary/Emotional Budget
Jacqueline recommends some cute Halloween costumes yayyyyy
|| October 2019Humor
New Halloween Candy of 2019
It’s that time of year again: Halloween! The time of spooky scary skeletons, glowing jack-o-lanterns, parades of costumed children marching up and down the streets,...
|| October 2019Humor
Unsuspecting Senior Haunted by Endless Supps
Susie Lee’s Halloween plans take a shocking turn when she realizes that college supplements are real things that exist.
|| October 2019Humor
Cuffed!
It’s Cuffing Season, and what better way to commemorate that than to dedicate a Senior Spirit Day to it?
|| November 2018
Opinions
The Social Responsibility of Singers
The brutal nature of the media and fan bases has been normalized, and singers must take responsibility for inadvertently promoting conflicts caused by releasing extremely personal lyrics.
|| 2024-2025
Humor
Trick or Test?: A Stuyvesant Halloween
By Alexis Qian
A review of Stuy’s REAL Halloween event!
|| 2024-2025
Humor
A Beginner’s Guide to Ghost Hunting
By Selina Lin
A few simple and easy tips for ghost hunting this Halloween.
|| 2023-2024
Humor
Welcome To Stuyvesant: A Survival Guide for Students
By Seth Fenton
Tips to survive Stuyvesant’s recent crime wave.
|| 2023-2024
Humor
The Fresh Ghost of Stuy-Aire
By Eshaal Ubaid
You’ve heard of Chucky and the Grunge. Now meet: CARL.
|| 2023-2024
Humor
3 a.m. Shenanigans
In the midst of a late-night alarm, a frantic student resorts to unconventional means to complete an assignment, leading to a meow-tastic surprise.
|| 2023-2024
Humor
Avengers: The Ghost of a Phone
Farewell? No. I will haunt you for the rest of your life and ensure that you will never have any rizz.
|| 2023-2024
Humor
New Virus is Taking the World by Storm—Beware of “Feelings”!
By Erica Chen
A new virus known as “Feelings” has spread throughout Stuyvesant faster than any other virus known to man. Here’s a brief rundown of what you need to know!
|| 2023-2024Humor
Opinions Department Front for Spy Agency: The Conspiracy
The mission to reveal and stop the Opinions department and their covert operations.
|| November 2018Humor
Administration Creates “No Dap Zones”
By Gilvir Gill
This past weekend, a new policy banning “daps” in select areas of Stuyvesant has been put in place. The policy, effective immediately, will be strictly...
|| October 2017Humor
Troll Living Under Tribeca Bridge Reemerges
By Ved Patel
With backpacks that weigh several times their own weight, members of the class of 2021 stampede across the Tribeca Bridge every morning at 7:59 a.m....
|| October 2017Humor
Which Spooky Something Are You?
With this formula, you’ll be able to answer the only burning question in your life: which autumn-themed article am I?
|| November 2020Humor
Single Pumpkin Looking to Date Again
After spending nearly a year single, Steven the pumpkin is once again ready to mingle.
|| November 2020Humor
The Nightmare Before Christmas is NOT a Halloween Movie
By Asa Muhammad
“The Nightmare Before Christmas” is definitively a Christmas movie.
|| November 2020Humor
Putting Christ Back Into Halloween
A warning about the sinful nature of Halloween and some recommendations for celebrating it and still honoring Jesus.
|| November 2018Humor
Guide to Becoming President of a Club for Freshmen
What you should do at an interest meeting to become president and get attention at club.
|| November 2018
Science
The Secrets Behind Apple’s Success
Apple has maintained its grip on the smartphone market by leveraging its ecosystem and marketing prowess.
|| 2025-2026Opinions
The Social Responsibility of Singers
The brutal nature of the media and fan bases has been normalized, and singers must take responsibility for inadvertently promoting conflicts caused by releasing extremely personal lyrics.
|| 2024-2025Humor
US Congress, Where The Only Thing Being Passed Is The Zombie Virus
By Eli Smith
Zombies have taken over the US Congress, but has anything changed?
|| 2024-2025Humor
Not Clickbait! Stuyvesant High School's Faculty Halloween Cooking Contest, Now Live!
By Selina Lin
A student documents the treats at the annual Stuyvesant faculty’s Halloween cooking contest.
|| 2024-2025Humor
Trick or Test?: A Stuyvesant Halloween
By Alexis Qian
A review of Stuy’s REAL Halloween event!
|| 2024-2025Humor
A Beginner’s Guide to Ghost Hunting
By Selina Lin
A few simple and easy tips for ghost hunting this Halloween.
|| 2023-2024Humor
Welcome To Stuyvesant: A Survival Guide for Students
By Seth Fenton
Tips to survive Stuyvesant’s recent crime wave.
|| 2023-2024Humor
The Fresh Ghost of Stuy-Aire
By Eshaal Ubaid
You’ve heard of Chucky and the Grunge. Now meet: CARL.
|| 2023-2024Humor
3 a.m. Shenanigans
In the midst of a late-night alarm, a frantic student resorts to unconventional means to complete an assignment, leading to a meow-tastic surprise.
|| 2023-2024Humor
Sweet Dreams? More Like Nightmare-Inducing Lullabies!
By Freda Dong
A brave Humor writer risked her perfect attendance to record the lyrics of the lullaby that’s been haunting Stuyvesant.
|| 2023-2024Humor
Avengers: The Ghost of a Phone
Farewell? No. I will haunt you for the rest of your life and ensure that you will never have any rizz.
|| 2023-2024Humor
New Virus is Taking the World by Storm—Beware of “Feelings”!
By Erica Chen
A new virus known as “Feelings” has spread throughout Stuyvesant faster than any other virus known to man. Here’s a brief rundown of what you need to know!
|| 2023-2024Humor
The Rise of Commercialism
By Leora Gallai
Streaming services are giving the public what they want by including commercials.
|| 2023-2024
Humor
You’ve Been Writing BooGrams Wrong
By Fiona 'Eve' Lin, Fiona Chen
If you’re as uncreative as a pigeon, use these lovely BooGram templates from The Spectator!
|| 2023-2024Humor
Cursed Candy Makes Students Just a Tad Unhinged
Students have recently been way too energetic, but why?
|| 2023-2024
Humor
CoronaVirus Update: Vampire Edition
By Nora Miller
The Spectator Humor Department’s Official Guide to Rooting Out Vampires
|| November 2020
Humor
Which Spooky Something Are You?
With this formula, you’ll be able to answer the only burning question in your life: which autumn-themed article am I?
|| November 2020
Humor
Single Pumpkin Looking to Date Again
After spending nearly a year single, Steven the pumpkin is once again ready to mingle.
|| November 2020
Humor
The Nightmare Before Christmas is NOT a Halloween Movie
By Asa Muhammad
“The Nightmare Before Christmas” is definitively a Christmas movie.
|| November 2020Humor
The Ohio Week in Review
By Ethan Lam
The past week of the most mysterious state in the U.S., revealed.
|| November 2020Humor
Realistic, School-Friendly Halloween Costumes on a Monetary/Emotional Budget
Jacqueline recommends some cute Halloween costumes yayyyyy
|| October 2019Humor
New Halloween Candy of 2019
It’s that time of year again: Halloween! The time of spooky scary skeletons, glowing jack-o-lanterns, parades of costumed children marching up and down the streets,...
|| October 2019Humor
Unsuspecting Senior Haunted by Endless Supps
Susie Lee’s Halloween plans take a shocking turn when she realizes that college supplements are real things that exist.
|| October 2019Humor
Cuffed!
It’s Cuffing Season, and what better way to commemorate that than to dedicate a Senior Spirit Day to it?
|| November 2018Humor
A Guide to a Quiet Halloween
By Victor Kuang
A helpful tutorial on a Halloween lifestyle.
|| November 2018
Humor
Putting Christ Back Into Halloween
A warning about the sinful nature of Halloween and some recommendations for celebrating it and still honoring Jesus.
|| November 2018
Humor
Guide to Becoming President of a Club for Freshmen
What you should do at an interest meeting to become president and get attention at club.
|| November 2018Humor
Opinions Department Front for Spy Agency: The Conspiracy
The mission to reveal and stop the Opinions department and their covert operations.
|| November 2018
Humor
Seniors Forget About Halloween
By Kenny Lin
Seniors forget about Halloween and believe their school has become haunted.
|| October 2017Humor
Administration Creates “No Dap Zones”
By Gilvir Gill
This past weekend, a new policy banning “daps” in select areas of Stuyvesant has been put in place. The policy, effective immediately, will be strictly...
|| October 2017