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The Ohio Week in Review
By Ethan Lam
The past week of the most mysterious state in the U.S., revealed.
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Realistic, School-Friendly Halloween Costumes on a Monetary/Emotional Budget
Jacqueline recommends some cute Halloween costumes yayyyyy
Humor
New Halloween Candy of 2019
It’s that time of year again: Halloween! The time of spooky scary skeletons, glowing jack-o-lanterns, parades of costumed children marching up and down the streets,...
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Unsuspecting Senior Haunted by Endless Supps
Susie Lee’s Halloween plans take a shocking turn when she realizes that college supplements are real things that exist.
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Opinions Department Front for Spy Agency: The Conspiracy
The mission to reveal and stop the Opinions department and their covert operations.
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Cuffed!
It’s Cuffing Season, and what better way to commemorate that than to dedicate a Senior Spirit Day to it?
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CoronaVirus Update: Vampire Edition
By Nora Miller
The Spectator Humor Department’s Official Guide to Rooting Out Vampires
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The Nightmare Before Christmas is NOT a Halloween Movie
By Asa Muhammad
“The Nightmare Before Christmas” is definitively a Christmas movie.
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Single Pumpkin Looking to Date Again
After spending nearly a year single, Steven the pumpkin is once again ready to mingle.
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Administration Creates “No Dap Zones”
By Gilvir Gill
This past weekend, a new policy banning “daps” in select areas of Stuyvesant has been put in place. The policy, effective immediately, will be strictly...
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Troll Living Under Tribeca Bridge Reemerges
By Ved Patel
With backpacks that weigh several times their own weight, members of the class of 2021 stampede across the Tribeca Bridge every morning at 7:59 a.m....
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Scientists Discover Caffeinitis
By Marie Ivantechenko, Alexandra Wen
A full medical diagnosis of Caffeinitis.
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Seniors Forget About Halloween
By Kenny Lin
Seniors forget about Halloween and believe their school has become haunted.
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Which Spooky Something Are You?
With this formula, you’ll be able to answer the only burning question in your life: which autumn-themed article am I?
Humor
CoronaVirus Update: Vampire Edition
By Nora Miller
The Spectator Humor Department’s Official Guide to Rooting Out Vampires
Humor
The Nightmare Before Christmas is NOT a Halloween Movie
By Asa Muhammad
“The Nightmare Before Christmas” is definitively a Christmas movie.
Humor
Single Pumpkin Looking to Date Again
After spending nearly a year single, Steven the pumpkin is once again ready to mingle.
Humor
The Ohio Week in Review
By Ethan Lam
The past week of the most mysterious state in the U.S., revealed.
Humor
Realistic, School-Friendly Halloween Costumes on a Monetary/Emotional Budget
Jacqueline recommends some cute Halloween costumes yayyyyy
Humor
New Halloween Candy of 2019
It’s that time of year again: Halloween! The time of spooky scary skeletons, glowing jack-o-lanterns, parades of costumed children marching up and down the streets,...
Humor
Unsuspecting Senior Haunted by Endless Supps
Susie Lee’s Halloween plans take a shocking turn when she realizes that college supplements are real things that exist.
Humor
Putting Christ Back Into Halloween
A warning about the sinful nature of Halloween and some recommendations for celebrating it and still honoring Jesus.
Humor
Opinions Department Front for Spy Agency: The Conspiracy
The mission to reveal and stop the Opinions department and their covert operations.
Humor
Guide to Becoming President of a Club for Freshmen
What you should do at an interest meeting to become president and get attention at club.
Humor
Cuffed!
It’s Cuffing Season, and what better way to commemorate that than to dedicate a Senior Spirit Day to it?
Humor
Scientists Discover Caffeinitis
By Marie Ivantechenko, Alexandra Wen
A full medical diagnosis of Caffeinitis.
Humor
Seniors Forget About Halloween
By Kenny Lin
Seniors forget about Halloween and believe their school has become haunted.