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A freshly rejected freshman tries various tactics to cope with depression.
Issue 10, Volume 113
A comprehensive guide on how to draft e-mails to your teachers, in the unfortunate event that you catch COVID.
Issue 7, Volume 113
A traumatized fork confides in its diary about Stuy kids dismembering all of its friends.
Issue 5, Volume 113
Students receive their marking period one report cards, only to find something horribly wrong with their grades!
A student explores a horror-themed version of Stuy. What nightmares await them?
Issue 4, Volume 113
It’s like SAT prep, but with strange questions and even stranger answer explanations!
Issue 2, Volume 113
Issue 1, Volume 113
A comprehensive guide on how to torture your editors into promoting you!
Issue 14, Volume 112
An April Fools’ prank fools every student into staying home… except one. What will this student find out about the faculty?
Issue 13, Volume 112
In case you were upset about the onset of Valentine’s Day-themed goodies despite being single, stop it! Be your own partner.
Issue 11, Volume 112
Children across the five boroughs are mysteriously going missing, and a gang of impostor Santas seems to be responsible for the disappearances.
Issue 8, Volume 112
