Ryan Peng (ryan-peng)

Ryan Peng ('24) is a Humor writer. He's famous for missing his D1 deadlines and frantically messaging his editor, Erica Chen ('24), for an extension at 2 a.m. In his free time, he loves to miss his D2 deadlines and beg Erica for an extension at 3 a.m.

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Sorry, I’m an Elaborate Romantic

Ryan Peng, Ravindra Mangar 

Are you still torturing yourself trying to come up with a plan to give that special someone the night of their life (and yours)? Here are some tried-and-true ways to ask your future significant other to PROM!

Issue 17, Volume 113

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Teacher Talk: The Indecipherable (Non-)Romance Language

Erica Chen, Ryan Peng, Lina Zheng 

A dictionary for the most frequent teacher sayings, and what they really mean!

Issue 17, Volume 113

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The Stuyvesant Hungry Games

Ryan Peng, Ravindra Mangar 

Stuyvesant hosts its very own version of the Hunger Games!

Issue 13, Volume 113

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Ferry’s & Terry’s Shut Down After Owners Vanish!

Ryan Peng 

Ferry’s and Terry’s are mysteriously closed down, prompting a frantic investigation. What will the investigators find?

Issue 12, Volume 113

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Rebounding from Rejection

Ryan Peng, Karen Chen 

A freshly rejected freshman tries various tactics to cope with depression.

Issue 10, Volume 113

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The Art of COVID Announcement (Teacher E-mails Edition)

Ryan Peng, Erica Chen 

A comprehensive guide on how to draft e-mails to your teachers, in the unfortunate event that you catch COVID.

Issue 7, Volume 113

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Diary of a Cafeteria Fork

Ryan Peng, Erica Chen 

A traumatized fork confides in its diary about Stuy kids dismembering all of its friends.

Issue 5, Volume 113

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The Lost and Found Family

Ryan Peng, Erica Chen 

A traumatized fork confides in its diary about Stuy kids dismembering all of its friends.

Issue 5, Volume 113

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“F” Stands For “Freshman”!

Freda Dong, Ryan Peng 

Students receive their marking period one report cards, only to find something horribly wrong with their grades!

Issue 5, Volume 113

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Halloween Nightmare: Stuy Edition

Ryan Peng, Erica Chen, Karen Chen 

A student explores a horror-themed version of Stuy. What nightmares await them?

Issue 4, Volume 113

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Cracking Up the SAT: Humor Edition

Ryan Peng 

It’s like SAT prep, but with strange questions and even stranger answer explanations!

Issue 2, Volume 113

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Diary of a Cafeteria Fork

Ryan Peng, Erica Chen 

A traumatized fork confides in its diary about Stuy kids dismembering all of its friends.

Issue 1, Volume 113

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How to Treat Your Spectator Editor

Ryan Peng, Erica Chen 

A comprehensive guide on how to torture your editors into promoting you!

Issue 14, Volume 112

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NO SCHOOL! Oh wait…

Ryan Peng 

An April Fools’ prank fools every student into staying home… except one. What will this student find out about the faculty?

Issue 13, Volume 112

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Valentine’s Day Isn’t Over Yet!

Krista Proteasa, Ryan Peng 

In case you were upset about the onset of Valentine’s Day-themed goodies despite being single, stop it! Be your own partner.

Issue 11, Volume 112

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Cases of Missing Children Rise Sharply as Santa Impostors Terrorize Neighborhood!

Ryan Peng, Craig Chen 

Children across the five boroughs are mysteriously going missing, and a gang of impostor Santas seems to be responsible for the disappearances.

Issue 8, Volume 112

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Cases of Missing Children Rise Sharply as Santa Impostors Terrorize Neighborhood!

Ryan Peng, Craig Chen 

Children across the five boroughs are mysteriously going missing, and a gang of impostor Santas seems to be responsible for the disappearances.

Issue 8, Volume 112