Ryan Peng (ryan-peng)

Ryan Peng ('24) is a Humor writer. He's famous for missing his D1 deadlines and frantically messaging his editor, Erica Chen ('24), for an extension at 2 a.m. In his free time, he loves to miss his D2 deadlines and beg Erica for an extension at 3 a.m.

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An Anthology of Accounts Associated with the Dealer of IDs

Lina Zheng, Ryan Peng

a mysterious fake ID dealer sells ids to unsuspecting customers.

Issue 17, Volume 114

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The Rise and Fall of the Stuyvesant Floor

Ryan Peng

The floors of Stuyvesant host a revolution due to their terrible treatment! Will the Stuyvesant community “step up” to the occasion, or will their plans fall out from under them, just like the floor?

Issue 17, Volume 114

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Easter Egg Infestation

Lina Zheng, Ryan Peng

Diary of a person who’s slowly going delusional and sees lots of eggs.

Issue 13, Volume 114

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Help! I’m Trapped in the Junior SING! Exhibit, and Now I’m Forced to Watch PDA!

Erica Chen, Ryan Peng

How unhinged can a night at the museum really be? Junior SING! shows you that… and then some!

Issue 12, Volume 114

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SING: The Board Game is Coming to a Store Near You!

Fiona Chen, Ryan Peng

SING has been board-game-ified! Read on to learn how to play this exciting new game!

Issue 12, Volume 114

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The Nightmares Before Christmas

Lina Zheng, Ryan Peng

Various modifications are made to the school to get everyone into that nice holiday spirit! What could possibly go wrong?

Issue 8, Volume 114

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Cursed Candy Makes Students Just a Tad Unhinged

Lina Zheng, Ryan Peng

Students have recently been way too energetic, but why?

Issue 4, Volume 114

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How to Treat Your Vertically Challenged Peers: The Official Guide

Erica Chen, Ryan Peng

Exclusive advice on tall person etiquette, from the combined experiences of a tall person and a short person!

Issue 3, Volume 114

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Teacher Talk: The Indecipherable (Non-)Romance Language

Erica Chen, Lina Zheng, Ryan Peng

A dictionary for the most frequent teacher sayings, and what they really mean!

Issue 17, Volume 113

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Sorry, I’m an Elaborate Romantic

Ravindra Mangar, Ryan Peng

Are you still torturing yourself trying to come up with a plan to give that special someone the night of their life (and yours)? Here are some tried-and-true ways to ask your future significant other to PROM!

Issue 17, Volume 113

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The Stuyvesant Hungry Games

Ravindra Mangar, Ryan Peng

Stuyvesant hosts its very own version of the Hunger Games!

Issue 13, Volume 113

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Ferry’s & Terry’s Shut Down After Owners Vanish!

Ryan Peng

Ferry’s and Terry’s are mysteriously closed down, prompting a frantic investigation. What will the investigators find?

Issue 12, Volume 113

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Rebounding from Rejection

Karen Chen, Ryan Peng

A freshly rejected freshman tries various tactics to cope with depression.

Issue 10, Volume 113

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The Art of COVID Announcement (Teacher E-mails Edition)

Erica Chen, Ryan Peng

A comprehensive guide on how to draft e-mails to your teachers, in the unfortunate event that you catch COVID.

Issue 7, Volume 113

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“F” Stands For “Freshman”!

Freda Dong, Ryan Peng

Students receive their marking period one report cards, only to find something horribly wrong with their grades!

Issue 5, Volume 113

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The Lost and Found Family

Erica Chen, Ryan Peng

A traumatized fork confides in its diary about Stuy kids dismembering all of its friends.

Issue 5, Volume 113

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Diary of a Cafeteria Fork

Erica Chen, Ryan Peng

A traumatized fork confides in its diary about Stuy kids dismembering all of its friends.

Issue 5, Volume 113

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Halloween Nightmare: Stuy Edition

Erica Chen, Karen Chen, Ryan Peng

A student explores a horror-themed version of Stuy. What nightmares await them?

Issue 4, Volume 113

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Cracking Up the SAT: Humor Edition

Ryan Peng

It’s like SAT prep, but with strange questions and even stranger answer explanations!

Issue 2, Volume 113

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Diary of a Cafeteria Fork

Erica Chen, Ryan Peng

A traumatized fork confides in its diary about Stuy kids dismembering all of its friends.

Issue 1, Volume 113

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How to Treat Your Spectator Editor

Erica Chen, Ryan Peng

A comprehensive guide on how to torture your editors into promoting you!

Issue 14, Volume 112

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NO SCHOOL! Oh wait…

Ryan Peng

An April Fools’ prank fools every student into staying home… except one. What will this student find out about the faculty?

Issue 13, Volume 112

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Valentine’s Day Isn’t Over Yet!

Krista Proteasa, Ryan Peng

In case you were upset about the onset of Valentine’s Day-themed goodies despite being single, stop it! Be your own partner.

Issue 11, Volume 112

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Cases of Missing Children Rise Sharply as Santa Impostors Terrorize Neighborhood!

Craig Chen, Ryan Peng

Children across the five boroughs are mysteriously going missing, and a gang of impostor Santas seems to be responsible for the disappearances.

Issue 8, Volume 112

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Cases of Missing Children Rise Sharply as Santa Impostors Terrorize Neighborhood!

Craig Chen, Ryan Peng

Children across the five boroughs are mysteriously going missing, and a gang of impostor Santas seems to be responsible for the disappearances.

Issue 8, Volume 112