Ethan Lam (ethan-lam)firstname.lastname@example.org
Ethan Lam (‘22) is a Humor writer. He enjoys writing satirical news stories but isn’t very good at it. He wishes he could use a pseudonym because he’s terrified that someday in the future someone will cancel him for the offensively bad quality of his writing.
Coronavirus Vaccine Reported to Only Manifest in Front of Those That Are Pure of Heart and Clear of Mind
Vaccines used to appear out of thin air in front of wholesome people, but since God released a software update for reality, it has been harder to create vaccines. Now, it requires someone who is simultaneously intelligent and believes in the inherent goodness of the people on this dunghill of a world.