Humor

Scientists Reveal That The Joke Is Actually Funnier the Hundredth Time You Say It

Here’s what you should know about science’s latest major breakthrough.

A Trick-Or-Treat Takes Over SING!

SING! tries to depict a fun trick-or-treating experience, but some unexpected guests and circumstances show up in homes.

To All the Classes I’ve Loved Before

Some relationships leave you with memories. Others leave you with a 73 on Jupiter.

The Halloween-Based Type Indicator

It's spooky season! What does your go-to costume say about you?

Phone-y Findings

Sr. Simon and Dr. Kim fight for survival during Spirit Week by stealing phones.

BREAKING NEWS: Stuyvesant Class of 2027 Falls Victim to Millennial Transformation

Through their outdated slang, questionable technology habits, and inexplicable nostalgia for the 2010s, Stuyvesant’s Class of 2027 may be millennials trapped in Gen Z bodies.

Uncarved Pumpkins Fear the Worst

As Halloween approaches, many yet-to-be-carved pumpkins fear calamity.

A Comprehensive Guide to Lying About Your Grades

Lying about your grades, but optimized

Choose Your Character: The American Education System

Readers have the ability to choose between several of the American Education System’s different factions.

The Official Stuyvesant Freshman Survival Guide

A survival guide for Stuyvesant freshmen with “insider information” about the school’s unspoken rules.

INSIDE LOOK at Stuyvesant Parents’ Group Chat

EXCLUSIVE: Behind-the-scenes of BRUTAL Stuyvesant parent brag-off

I FOUND THE EVIDENCE: If You’re Reading This, There’s Something Wrong with Reality

A cry for help published by an ordinary student who has discovered extraordinary evidence “proving” reality is not actually real, further spiraling them into madness.

¿Cómo se dice LARPing en Español?

An anecdotal article about struggles in a foreign language class.

Have a Laugh, Public Pests Are on Display!

Public punishments for public annoyances recently appeared in Central Park.

Amerification

The latest cultural trend taking the nation by storm.

We the People of the Games Department

Games has just declared independence from Humor. Here’s how it went down.

The Tissue Wars

The Tissues have declared war on the Humans for “years of snotty abuse.”

How Does The Spectator Humor Department Write Its Articles?

Come find out how Spectator Humor writes their amazing articles.

The First Playtest of Chess 2 Just Took Place, and the Results are in

Feedback from a playtest of Chess 2

What to do over the summer to not get into college

Horrible ways to spend your summer

Junioritis Outbreak Devastates High Schools; CDC Alarmed

CDC researchers are investigating a rapidly spreading outbreak of “Junioritis,” a condition causing severe burnout and apathy among high school juniors.

How to Relax All Summer and Still Sound Impressive on Paper

This satirical piece offers creative ways to enjoy a real summer break without sacrificing their resumes.

The Five-and-A-Halfth Floor

Exposé discovering secrets of the five-and-a-halfth floor.

BREAKING NEWS: Chambers Street McDonald’s Tariffs All Local Halal Carts

Here’s what to know about the hottest culinary trade war since MasterChef.

A Compendium of Changes to Lake America

Some strange changes to the fish in Lake America.

Time is a Flat Circle (and My MetroCard is Broken)

What is the meaning of life?

Dear Incoming Class of 2030... We Have Advice!

You made it to Stuyvesant…for better or for worse! Here are a few tips from Stuyvesant-certified students so that you can survive your first year at this exceptionally school-based school.

NYC Parents Upset Because Their Mayor Speaks Better Chinese Than Their Kids

A series of interviews conducted after the release of Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s viral advertisement spoken in Mandarin Chinese reveals that the mayor mogs the younger generation when it comes to fluency in Mandarin.

Stuyvesant Class of 2030 Acceptance Letter

Dear student, welcome to Stuyvesant. I’m sorry.

Five Magnificent Things to Do When You’re at Summer Camp

Are you about to spend a majority of your time at summer camp somewhere upstate, in North Dakota, or literally anywhere in the world? Fear not, because this article provides five extremely fun activities to do in the wild, wild outdoors!

Zuckerberg: Become Human

Here’s how our favorite lizard android broke his “red wall” of programming.

How Does The Spectator Humor Department Write Its Articles?

Come find out how Spectator Humor writes their amazing articles.

The First Playtest of Chess 2 Just Took Place, and the Results are in

Feedback from a playtest of Chess 2

What to do over the summer to not get into college

Horrible ways to spend your summer

Junioritis Outbreak Devastates High Schools; CDC Alarmed

CDC researchers are investigating a rapidly spreading outbreak of “Junioritis,” a condition causing severe burnout and apathy among high school juniors.

Five Magnificent Things to Do When You’re at Summer Camp

Are you about to spend a majority of your time at summer camp somewhere upstate, in North Dakota, or literally anywhere in the world? Fear not, because this article provides five extremely fun activities to do in the wild, wild outdoors!

How to Relax All Summer and Still Sound Impressive on Paper

This satirical piece offers creative ways to enjoy a real summer break without sacrificing their resumes.

The Five-and-A-Halfth Floor

Exposé discovering secrets of the five-and-a-halfth floor.

Scientists Reveal That The Joke Is Actually Funnier the Hundredth Time You Say It

Here’s what you should know about science’s latest major breakthrough.

A Trick-Or-Treat Takes Over SING!

SING! tries to depict a fun trick-or-treating experience, but some unexpected guests and circumstances show up in homes.

Dear Upperclassman: How Do I Survive as an Imposter?

Struggling with imposter syndrome at Stuy? An upperclassman offers some foolproof advice on how to survive among the sharks.

2026 Midterm Elections Turn into a Halloween Costume Contest

With the 2026 midterms looming, candidates discover that the easiest way to win voters over is to stop discussing their policies and start dressing up as them.

To All the Classes I’ve Loved Before

Some relationships leave you with memories. Others leave you with a 73 on Jupiter.

The Halloween-Based Type Indicator

It's spooky season! What does your go-to costume say about you?

Phone-y Findings

Sr. Simon and Dr. Kim fight for survival during Spirit Week by stealing phones.

BREAKING NEWS: Stuyvesant Class of 2027 Falls Victim to Millennial Transformation

Through their outdated slang, questionable technology habits, and inexplicable nostalgia for the 2010s, Stuyvesant’s Class of 2027 may be millennials trapped in Gen Z bodies.

Ghosts of Future’s Past

Upperclassmen are met with ghosts from the future warning them about college and their current decisions.

Uncarved Pumpkins Fear the Worst

As Halloween approaches, many yet-to-be-carved pumpkins fear calamity.

Rogue Halloween Decor On the Loose—Beware!

Halloween decor and costumes have been seen coming to life and taking over Halloween night, possessing bodies and roaming around the streets.

A Comprehensive Guide to Lying About Your Grades

Lying about your grades, but optimized

I’m Bloody Broke!

Vampires are supposed to be rich… right? But our friend here isn’t. He’s unemployed and broke. Oh, but he’s going job hunting. Will he pass his job interview?

Choose Your Character: The American Education System

Readers have the ability to choose between several of the American Education System’s different factions.

The Official Stuyvesant Freshman Survival Guide

A survival guide for Stuyvesant freshmen with “insider information” about the school’s unspoken rules.

INSIDE LOOK at Stuyvesant Parents’ Group Chat

EXCLUSIVE: Behind-the-scenes of BRUTAL Stuyvesant parent brag-off

The Gym Uniform Trash Bags.... A Disturbing Backstory

What's really behind all those gym uniform bags at the start of school?

The Truth Behind the Free Books Table

What’s really going on with those free books?

What Is the Meaning of Life?

The meaning of life is cheese. Why? Uhhh, I’ll tell you.

I FOUND THE EVIDENCE: If You’re Reading This, There’s Something Wrong with Reality

A cry for help published by an ordinary student who has discovered extraordinary evidence “proving” reality is not actually real, further spiraling them into madness.

Forget MBTI, Which Buldak Are You?

A completely unscientific personality quiz determines which Buldak flavor best represents the average Stuy student.

¿Cómo se dice LARPing en Español?

An anecdotal article about struggles in a foreign language class.

If You Give a Student an Extension...

Ever wondered what it’s like to be a teacher dealing with a bunch of Stuy students all day? Here’s what happens when you give one of them an extension.

Stuyvesant High School Converts to Stuyvesant Data Center

Stuyvesant is getting replaced by an all-new data center, affecting not only the school but also the rest of Tribeca.

BREAKING NEWS: Chambers Street McDonald’s Tariffs All Local Halal Carts

Here’s what to know about the hottest culinary trade war since MasterChef.

Have a Laugh, Public Pests Are on Display!

Public punishments for public annoyances recently appeared in Central Park.

A Compendium of Changes to Lake America

Some strange changes to the fish in Lake America.

Amerification

The latest cultural trend taking the nation by storm.

Time is a Flat Circle (and My MetroCard is Broken)

What is the meaning of life?

Dear Incoming Class of 2030... We Have Advice!

You made it to Stuyvesant…for better or for worse! Here are a few tips from Stuyvesant-certified students so that you can survive your first year at this exceptionally school-based school.

NYC Parents Upset Because Their Mayor Speaks Better Chinese Than Their Kids

A series of interviews conducted after the release of Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s viral advertisement spoken in Mandarin Chinese reveals that the mayor mogs the younger generation when it comes to fluency in Mandarin.

Stuyvesant Class of 2030 Acceptance Letter

Dear student, welcome to Stuyvesant. I’m sorry.

We the People of the Games Department

Games has just declared independence from Humor. Here’s how it went down.

The Tissue Wars

The Tissues have declared war on the Humans for “years of snotty abuse.”