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Humor
A cry for help published by an ordinary student who has discovered extraordinary evidence “proving” reality is not actually real, further spiraling them into madness.
Issue 3, Volume 117
An apology letter to my future self, listing experiencing minor inconveniences as a result of past actions.
Issue 16, Volume 116
A personality test to help choose your APs/Electives, based on unrealistic theoretical events/questions.
Issue 15, Volume 116
Giving highly unrealistic advice to students on what to do over spring break to show that maybe high school isn’t that serious!
Issue 13, Volume 116
