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Someone please tell me where Senior SING! hid the Kool-Aid, children, and furries.
Issue 12, Volume 115
[sung to the tune of “Reflection”] Whaaaaat is that show I seeeee, up on thaaaaat, stage for meeeee? Why is SophFrosh SING! something Iiiii paid to seeeee? Writing lyrics is hard, guys.
A would-be election fraudster attempts to foil the 2024 Election.
Issue 6, Volume 115
A turkey group plans their resistance to the slaughter of their kind during the Thanksgiving season.
A student documents the treats at the annual Stuyvesant faculty’s Halloween cooking contest.
Issue 4, Volume 115
College Board suddenly changes the AP Spanish exam to focus on Dora the Explorer.
Issue 17, Volume 114
The life of a halal cart driver on the run from the law.
Issue 13, Volume 114
Scientists invented leap years in order to get more vacation time.
Issue 11, Volume 114
Elves gathered in demonstrations across the North Pole to protest poor working conditions in Santa’s Workshop.
Issue 8, Volume 114
A few simple and easy tips for ghost hunting this Halloween.
Issue 4, Volume 114
As the spotted lanternfly invasion persists, hope and morale remain strong at the frontlines.
Issue 1, Volume 114
When students start mysteriously disappearing, an amateur detective steps up to investigate how they went missing.
Issue 13, Volume 113
A student meets fellow Stuyvesant students from across the multiverse.
Issue 10, Volume 113
A list of festive ways to pass time until the start of winter break.
Issue 7, Volume 113
