Sports
The Effort to Revitalize America’s Pastime
Major League Baseball is implementing new rules for the 2023 season that will make the game more fast-paced and exciting for everyone.
|| September 2022
Humor
Sib Tips: Four Ways to Survive Freshmen
Being a Big Sib can be a responsibility or maybe a stress reliever.
|| October 2022Humor
Cuffing Season Has Begun! Be There!
Five meaningful ways to get your crush to like you back
|| October 2022Humor
Cracking Up the SAT: Humor Edition
By Ryan Peng
It’s like SAT prep, but with strange questions and even stranger answer explanations!
|| September 2022
Humor
How to Start a Successful Fruit Stand
By David Lin
A guide on how to profit from the cafeteria’s stash of leftover fruit.
|| September 2022Humor
The Best Learning Platform
By Astrid Harrington, Sara Heller
During virtual school, teachers experimented with various learning platforms like Zoom, Google Meets, and Skype, but the best platform would have been Minecraft.
|| September 2022Humor
Sib Tips: Four Ways to Survive Freshmen
Being a Big Sib can be a responsibility or maybe a stress reliever.
|| September 2022Humor
What if Stuyvesant Was College-Worthy: The Elite Chapter
In an attempt to raise college admission rates, Stuyvesant leaves no opportunities unturned…
|| September 2022Humor
Wow, You HAVE to Visit These 10 Stuyvesant Monuments! [NOT CLICKBAIT]
By Alexander Chu, Eshaal Ubaid
Cancel your Paris plans—we’re giving you a tour of THE Stuyvesant High School!
|| October 2022Humor
What if Stuyvesant Was College-Worthy: The Elite Chapter
In an attempt to raise college admission rates, Stuyvesant leaves no opportunities unturned…
|| September 2022Humor
Stuyvesant’s Record DeltaMath Speedrun
By Freda Dong, Xiyue (Shera) Zhou
Stuyvesant High School’s record of a DeltaMath speed-run has been broken overnight by a desperate sophomore trying to save their grade.
|| October 2022Arts and Entertainment
Randall Goosby: A Man on a Musical Mission
An interview with violinist Randall Goosby, an up-and-coming musician aiming to diversify audiences of classical music.
|| October 2022Humor
What Your Pre-Test “Teachers” Say About You
By Christian Kim, Fiona 'Eve' Lin
It’s 2:30 a.m., you have a test tomorrow, and you just started studying. Who do you go to? Definitely not your teachers…
|| October 2022Sports
An Unexpected Twist In The Tale For Chelsea
By Vedant Kothari, William Tse
The firing of an invaluable coach, the hiring of a new one, and what’s to come for Chelsea Football Club.
|| September 2022Arts and Entertainment
The Life and Death of PnB Rock
The story of rapper PnB Rock’s growth and achievements prior to his sudden death on September 12, 2022.
|| October 2022Arts and Entertainment
The Summer in Review: Hip-Hop Edition
Three highly anticipated hip-hop albums, “The Forever Story,” “Cheat Codes,” and “2000,” were recently released to varying success.
|| October 2022
Sports
World Cup Preview Part One
The most coveted sports competition in the world is just around the corner, so it’s time to dive into the group stage draws of the 2022 World Cup and make our predictions.
|| September 2022
Sports
The Mimbas Strike Again
By Tomas Levani
After a great run last season, the Mimbas are ready to outdo themselves.
|| September 2022
Sports
Kiss Her Ace
By Yashna Patel
Meet senior tennis player Alika Peker, who is always serving it up on the court.
|| September 2022
Sports
Spec Sports’ Super Bowl Predictions
Sports writers share their Super Bowl predictions.
|| September 2022
Sports
The Champions League Returns
Once you’ve learned how to win, winning becomes a part of you; you develop intangibles that simply give you the necessary tools to succeed in semi-finals and finals.
|| September 2022
Sports
Thank You, Serena
The impact she has had on the game of tennis will never be forgotten, and she’ll always be remembered as the GOAT.
|| September 2022
Humor
2023-2024’s Hottest New Clubs!
Join me as I explain some of the hot new clubs at Stuyvesant High School!
|| 2022-2023
Science
Stop the Spread, Curb Climate Change
By Olivia Zheng
How much power do we really have over pandemics?
|| September 2022
News
How to Be a Better Leader: From Principal Yu to You
By Aiden Ackerman, Allison Zhao, Lauren Chin
Principal Yu and his students share what they have to say about his new elective.
|| September 2022
News
Meet the 2022-2023 ARISTA Board
By Kai Caothien, Saerom Kim, Sarah Diaz
The Arista Executive Council expresses the goals and changes they want to see implemented for the 2022-2023 school year.
|| October 2022
News
Stuyvesant Switches from IO Classroom to Jupiter Ed Gradebook
By Elaine Wong, Nada Hameed, Sadat Ahmed, Seth Fenton
Stuyvesant is switching from PupilPath to the gradebook platform JupiterEd for the 2022 to 2023 school year.
|| October 2022
Features
How the Math Department Truly Feels About Chalk
By Juni Park
How the math department feels about chalk.
|| October 2022
Opinions
“I’m a Christian” “I’m a Pisces”
What I originally thought was fad hinged on cultural appropriation may be someone’s new religion.
|| October 2022
Opinions
Enforce Education for All
There should be strong regulations for private schools on the curriculum and minimum standardized testing scores, making sure that students are prepared for their lives outside of school.
|| September 2022
Science
Moderna Sues Pfizer for Copying Patented Technology in their Vaccine
By Karina Gupta, Sophia Wan-Brodsky
In the past few years, two names have become common knowledge to know: Pfizer and Moderna. These drugmakers formulated COVID-19 vaccines, manufacturing them at a pace that has started to shift the world out of the pandemic. Now, these two companies are in the midst of a lawsuit.
|| October 2022News
AP African American Studies May Be Offered at Stuyvesant
By David Lin, Kevin Chan, Matthew Huang
Students and staff anticipate the release of AP African American Studies and voice their expectations for the course.
|| September 2022News
Teachers and Students Comment on the Passing of the Queen
Students and faculty at Stuyvesant discuss the implications of British Monarch Queen Elizabeth II’s passing. Quotes have been edited for clarity and concision.
|| October 2022Features
The World is Your Oyster: Stuyvesant Students Study Abroad
Students who studied abroad this past summer reflect on their experiences in the country they visited during the program.
|| September 2022Features
The State of COVID at Stuy
By Theo Sassano
Stuyvesant students describe their outlook on COVID going into the new school year.
|| October 2022Features
Is Summer Studying Worth It?
Students discuss whether studying over the summer is worth one’s time and emphasize the importance of balance.
|| September 2022Opinions
Biden’s Student Debt Relief Plan Is Lazy
By Suyeon Ryu
Biden’s student debt forgiveness program falls short of its promises.
|| September 2022Science
The Longevity of Naked Mole Rats
By James Li
As age-associated disorders start becoming more common as people grow older, the naked mole rat seems to be the answer to aging. Practically ageless, naked mole rats have various answers to the problems attributed to old age including tumor suppression, lack of neurological decline and body deterioration.
|| October 2022Arts and Entertainment
The Devil’s Mistakes
By Raisa Noha
“Devil in Ohio,” Netflix’s newest addition to its repertoire of thriller dramas, follows Mae, an escaped member of a satanic cult, as she infiltrates the lives of the Mathis family.
|| September 2022Opinions
Worms, China, and Pollution: Is Green Technology Worth It?
The rising demand for green energy has necessitated an increase in the mining of rare earth minerals, leading to a plethora of environmental and political problems.
|| September 2022Opinions
Knock On More Doors
By Ushoshi Das
New York City does frustratingly little to politically inform its citizens.
|| December 2022Opinions
The Gamble That Preys on the Poor
The lottery preys on low-income populations who play the lottery to try to escape poverty and relieve socioeconomic pressure.
|| September 2022Opinions
LGBTQ+ Cheating: An Overused, Problematic Trope
Too much media uses infidelity as a trope for LGBTQ+ characters, which only perpetuates negative stereotypes and normalizes cheating.
|| October 2022Opinions
Progressive Polar Bears
With the recent controversy around a lesbian couple in “Peppa Pig,” the debate around LGBTQ+ content in children’s media has once again come into the spotlight.
|| September 2022Arts and Entertainment
Teachers’ Favorite Flicks
By The Arts & Entertainment Department
From cinematic classics to modern masterpieces, here are the film recommendations of teachers at Stuyvesant!
|| October 2022Arts and Entertainment
“Pinocchio”: A Lifeless Reimagining
By Dorothy Ha
Robert Zemeckis’s “Pinocchio” joins Disney’s list of live-action failures.
|| October 2022Opinions
Monarch of a Bloodthirsty Empire
Queen Elizabeth II was regarded as the most recognizable person in the world, but do people still recognize her and her empire’s dark history?
|| September 2022Arts and Entertainment
Punk Rock Jesters
The new album by The Garden leaves listeners stranded in a haunted house, but they enjoy it.
|| September 2022Arts and Entertainment
Cobra Kai is Silly (and That’s Okay)
By Munem Tajwar
Cobra Kai’s newest installment sets an example of how to be great in the action-dramedy genre.
|| September 2022Sports
The Effort to Revitalize America’s Pastime
Major League Baseball is implementing new rules for the 2023 season that will make the game more fast-paced and exciting for everyone.
|| September 2022Humor
Sib Tips: Four Ways to Survive Freshmen
Being a Big Sib can be a responsibility or maybe a stress reliever.
|| October 2022Humor
Cuffing Season Has Begun! Be There!
Five meaningful ways to get your crush to like you back
|| October 2022Humor
Cracking Up the SAT: Humor Edition
By Ryan Peng
It’s like SAT prep, but with strange questions and even stranger answer explanations!
|| September 2022Humor
How to Start a Successful Fruit Stand
By David Lin
A guide on how to profit from the cafeteria’s stash of leftover fruit.
|| September 2022Humor
The Best Learning Platform
By Astrid Harrington, Sara Heller
During virtual school, teachers experimented with various learning platforms like Zoom, Google Meets, and Skype, but the best platform would have been Minecraft.
|| September 2022Humor
Sib Tips: Four Ways to Survive Freshmen
Being a Big Sib can be a responsibility or maybe a stress reliever.
|| September 2022Humor
What if Stuyvesant Was College-Worthy: The Elite Chapter
In an attempt to raise college admission rates, Stuyvesant leaves no opportunities unturned…
|| September 2022Humor
Wow, You HAVE to Visit These 10 Stuyvesant Monuments! [NOT CLICKBAIT]
By Alexander Chu, Eshaal Ubaid
Cancel your Paris plans—we’re giving you a tour of THE Stuyvesant High School!
|| October 2022Humor
What if Stuyvesant Was College-Worthy: The Elite Chapter
In an attempt to raise college admission rates, Stuyvesant leaves no opportunities unturned…
|| September 2022Humor
Stuyvesant’s Record DeltaMath Speedrun
By Freda Dong, Xiyue (Shera) Zhou
Stuyvesant High School’s record of a DeltaMath speed-run has been broken overnight by a desperate sophomore trying to save their grade.
|| October 2022Arts and Entertainment
Randall Goosby: A Man on a Musical Mission
An interview with violinist Randall Goosby, an up-and-coming musician aiming to diversify audiences of classical music.
|| October 2022Humor
What Your Pre-Test “Teachers” Say About You
By Christian Kim, Fiona 'Eve' Lin
It’s 2:30 a.m., you have a test tomorrow, and you just started studying. Who do you go to? Definitely not your teachers…
|| October 2022Sports
World Cup Preview Part One
The most coveted sports competition in the world is just around the corner, so it’s time to dive into the group stage draws of the 2022 World Cup and make our predictions.
|| September 2022Sports
An Unexpected Twist In The Tale For Chelsea
By Vedant Kothari, William Tse
The firing of an invaluable coach, the hiring of a new one, and what’s to come for Chelsea Football Club.
|| September 2022Arts and Entertainment
The Life and Death of PnB Rock
The story of rapper PnB Rock’s growth and achievements prior to his sudden death on September 12, 2022.
|| October 2022Sports
The Mimbas Strike Again
By Tomas Levani
After a great run last season, the Mimbas are ready to outdo themselves.
|| September 2022Arts and Entertainment
The Summer in Review: Hip-Hop Edition
Three highly anticipated hip-hop albums, “The Forever Story,” “Cheat Codes,” and “2000,” were recently released to varying success.
|| October 2022Sports
Kiss Her Ace
By Yashna Patel
Meet senior tennis player Alika Peker, who is always serving it up on the court.
|| September 2022Sports
Spec Sports’ Super Bowl Predictions
Sports writers share their Super Bowl predictions.
|| September 2022Sports
The Champions League Returns
Once you’ve learned how to win, winning becomes a part of you; you develop intangibles that simply give you the necessary tools to succeed in semi-finals and finals.
|| September 2022Sports
Thank You, Serena
The impact she has had on the game of tennis will never be forgotten, and she’ll always be remembered as the GOAT.
|| September 2022Arts and Entertainment
When We Were Young
Peter Hook’s Joy Division tribute show conjures melancholic retrospection
|| September 2022Humor
2023-2024’s Hottest New Clubs!
Join me as I explain some of the hot new clubs at Stuyvesant High School!
|| 2022-2023Sports
Team USA’s Journey: FIBA World Cup 2023
By Samay Kothari, Sourajit Kapuria
Team USA journeyed into the 2023 FIBA World Cup, hoping to win the championship with some of the finest American talent the NBA has to offer.
|| 2022-2023Science
Stop the Spread, Curb Climate Change
By Olivia Zheng
How much power do we really have over pandemics?
|| September 2022News
How to Be a Better Leader: From Principal Yu to You
By Aiden Ackerman, Allison Zhao, Lauren Chin
Principal Yu and his students share what they have to say about his new elective.
|| September 2022News
AP African American Studies May Be Offered at Stuyvesant
By David Lin, Kevin Chan, Matthew Huang
Students and staff anticipate the release of AP African American Studies and voice their expectations for the course.
|| September 2022News
Meet the 2022-2023 ARISTA Board
By Kai Caothien, Saerom Kim, Sarah Diaz
The Arista Executive Council expresses the goals and changes they want to see implemented for the 2022-2023 school year.
|| October 2022News
Stuyvesant Switches from IO Classroom to Jupiter Ed Gradebook
By Elaine Wong, Nada Hameed, Sadat Ahmed, Seth Fenton
Stuyvesant is switching from PupilPath to the gradebook platform JupiterEd for the 2022 to 2023 school year.
|| October 2022News
Teachers and Students Comment on the Passing of the Queen
Students and faculty at Stuyvesant discuss the implications of British Monarch Queen Elizabeth II’s passing. Quotes have been edited for clarity and concision.
|| October 2022Features
The World is Your Oyster: Stuyvesant Students Study Abroad
Students who studied abroad this past summer reflect on their experiences in the country they visited during the program.
|| September 2022Features
How the Math Department Truly Feels About Chalk
By Juni Park
How the math department feels about chalk.
|| October 2022Features
The State of COVID at Stuy
By Theo Sassano
Stuyvesant students describe their outlook on COVID going into the new school year.
|| October 2022Features
Is Summer Studying Worth It?
Students discuss whether studying over the summer is worth one’s time and emphasize the importance of balance.
|| September 2022Opinions
Biden’s Student Debt Relief Plan Is Lazy
By Suyeon Ryu
Biden’s student debt forgiveness program falls short of its promises.
|| September 2022Science
The Longevity of Naked Mole Rats
By James Li
As age-associated disorders start becoming more common as people grow older, the naked mole rat seems to be the answer to aging. Practically ageless, naked mole rats have various answers to the problems attributed to old age including tumor suppression, lack of neurological decline and body deterioration.
|| October 2022Opinions
“I’m a Christian” “I’m a Pisces”
What I originally thought was fad hinged on cultural appropriation may be someone’s new religion.
|| October 2022Opinions
Enforce Education for All
There should be strong regulations for private schools on the curriculum and minimum standardized testing scores, making sure that students are prepared for their lives outside of school.
|| September 2022Arts and Entertainment
The Devil’s Mistakes
By Raisa Noha
“Devil in Ohio,” Netflix’s newest addition to its repertoire of thriller dramas, follows Mae, an escaped member of a satanic cult, as she infiltrates the lives of the Mathis family.
|| September 2022Opinions
Worms, China, and Pollution: Is Green Technology Worth It?
The rising demand for green energy has necessitated an increase in the mining of rare earth minerals, leading to a plethora of environmental and political problems.
|| September 2022Science
Moderna Sues Pfizer for Copying Patented Technology in their Vaccine
By Karina Gupta, Sophia Wan-Brodsky
In the past few years, two names have become common knowledge to know: Pfizer and Moderna. These drugmakers formulated COVID-19 vaccines, manufacturing them at a pace that has started to shift the world out of the pandemic. Now, these two companies are in the midst of a lawsuit.
|| October 2022Opinions
Knock On More Doors
By Ushoshi Das
New York City does frustratingly little to politically inform its citizens.
|| December 2022Opinions
The Gamble That Preys on the Poor
The lottery preys on low-income populations who play the lottery to try to escape poverty and relieve socioeconomic pressure.
|| September 2022Opinions
LGBTQ+ Cheating: An Overused, Problematic Trope
Too much media uses infidelity as a trope for LGBTQ+ characters, which only perpetuates negative stereotypes and normalizes cheating.
|| October 2022Opinions
Progressive Polar Bears
With the recent controversy around a lesbian couple in “Peppa Pig,” the debate around LGBTQ+ content in children’s media has once again come into the spotlight.
|| September 2022
Opinions
Monarch of a Bloodthirsty Empire
Queen Elizabeth II was regarded as the most recognizable person in the world, but do people still recognize her and her empire’s dark history?
|| September 2022Arts and Entertainment
Teachers’ Favorite Flicks
By The Arts & Entertainment Department
From cinematic classics to modern masterpieces, here are the film recommendations of teachers at Stuyvesant!
|| October 2022
Arts and Entertainment
Punk Rock Jesters
The new album by The Garden leaves listeners stranded in a haunted house, but they enjoy it.
|| September 2022Arts and Entertainment
“Pinocchio”: A Lifeless Reimagining
By Dorothy Ha
Robert Zemeckis’s “Pinocchio” joins Disney’s list of live-action failures.
|| October 2022
Arts and Entertainment
Cobra Kai is Silly (and That’s Okay)
By Munem Tajwar
Cobra Kai’s newest installment sets an example of how to be great in the action-dramedy genre.
|| September 2022