A satirical piece talking about what it is to be short at Stuyvesant.
Issue 7, Volume 113
The BEST Stuyvesant Fanfiction Ever Written
Issue 3, Volume 113
Five meaningful ways to get your crush to like you back
Issue 2, Volume 113
A detailed rating of my all-time favorite romance anime.
Issue 1, Volume 113
A detailed guide on hunting freshmen.
A satire of Mx. Stuzin’s performance in the Student v.s. Teacher basketball event.
Issue 14, Volume 112
A behind-the-scenes of what happens in the daily life of a Humor writer.
Stuyvesant High School deals with a scandal that unearths just how they keep their escalators running smoothly—at least, most of the time.
Issue 11, Volume 112
The long-time rivalry between ARISTA and the Writing Center has finally resulted in an all-out civil war.
Principal Yu bans all public displays of affection in Stuyvesant, but what’s the real reason behind this decision?
Issue 9, Volume 112
Stuyvesant Confessions posts came back to haunt Stuyvesant seniors when they’re applying to colleges.
Issue 7, Volume 112
The senior prank gets leaked, and we follow this investigative story of the faculty trying to figure out who came up with the prank.
Issue 5, Volume 112
Jerry attempts to get vengeance for a pizza slice but ends up breaking multiple windows.
Issue 4, Volume 112
Sleep-deprived Stuyvesant students turn into zombies.
Issue 3, Volume 112
A list of things freshmen should refrain from doing.
Issue 1, Volume 112
Hades writes a blog about Gods using Tinder.
Issue 17, Volume 111
A Stuyvesant parent writes an outraged e-mail to Principal Yu over Junior SING! Bible Camp.
Issue 11, Volume 113