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The new update of the game Stuyvesant High School has just been released (‘23-‘24 version); here are all the modifications to last year’s version that you should be aware of.
Issue 1, Volume 114
In this WikiHow article, I’ll explain how you can undo the work that those TikToks that display both gameplay from a stupid, mind-numbing, mobile game and some other content, have done to your poor attention span.
Issue 14, Volume 113
In the midst of the ChatGPT era, join me as I explore some methods teachers have implemented to try to combat its takeover.
Issue 11, Volume 113
Coming back from break is always a pain, but we’re here with a few tried-and-tested methods to help you survive this depressing transition.
Issue 9, Volume 113
A description of some of the wonderful items (edible and inedible) used to stuff turkeys this Thanksgiving.
Issue 7, Volume 113
The Spec’s bravest adventurers venture to the 11th floor! What horrors await them!?
Issue 4, Volume 113
In this article I explain the REAL, totally non-fabricated reason why the fifth floor roof is off-limits for all students.
Issue 3, Volume 113
Join me as I explain some of the hot new clubs at Stuyvesant High School!
Issue 2, Volume 113
As the looming threat of the new school years hangs over the horizon, these tricks will help you to deal with all of the stress coming your way.
Issue 1, Volume 113
A reported leaked list of four "improvements" Principal Yu and co. plan on implementing in the upcoming weeks, and a dissection of what each of them means for us.
Issue 16, Volume 112
We bring you top-of-the-line AP exam tips that may or may not result in you needing hospitalization and/or a strong legal defense.
Issue 15, Volume 112
Did you know the type of mask you wear can tell you a lot about your personality?
We take a look back at a Stuyvesant prank from the past that went less-than-well for the perpetrator.
Issue 13, Volume 112
Drug Lab discovered at Stuy, hijinks ensue from drug usage and lab discovery.
Issue 11, Volume 112
Here at Stuyvesant we witness the best of the best of high school drama, so let’s take a deep dive into our dating scene.
Issue 10, Volume 112
Mysterious man outside the school premises claims he is the REAL Principal Seung Yu, leading to worries there may be an impostor among us.
Issue 9, Volume 112
