Principal Yu-get-no-break assigns an even more atrocious, miserable summer homework assignment—but it’s okay, Professor Chen to the RESCUE!
Issue 2, Volume 114
We’re just trying to figure out our chances of scoring a five before even taking the test, man.
Issue 14, Volume 113
A freshly rejected freshman tries various tactics to cope with depression.
Issue 10, Volume 113
A leaked spy report addressed to The Spectator Humor Department reveals the inner shenanigans of the cult known as StuySquad.
Issue 9, Volume 113
A student explores a horror-themed version of Stuy. What nightmares await them?
Issue 4, Volume 113
The best places to hide from Simon and/or Moran at Stuy
Issue 3, Volume 113
Five meaningful ways to get your crush to like you back
Issue 2, Volume 113
Graduation doesn’t exist, because Stuy is actually an energy plant that uses teenagers as a source of energy to power the country.
Issue 12, Volume 112
A senior writes a draft of a “Why College” essay, except it’s not so great.
Issue 9, Volume 112
Issue 16, Volume 109
Arts and Entertainment
Issue 15, Volume 107
Spectator covers the latest political Oscars sponsored and hosted by Putin & Company.
Issue 12, Volume 107