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Humor
Florida’s teachers react to the new policies regarding education.
Issue 1, Volume 114
Opinions
Parents and politicians should be restricting social media companies, not children.
Issue 15, Volume 113
After all the juniors failed the SAT, the Humor Department decided to compile some practice SAT questions.
Issue 13, Volume 113
In honor of Saint Patrick’s Day, we have compiled a list of explanations for the general amazing news of red hair.
Issue 11, Volume 113
When Stuy students go away for a week, what are their teachers doing during Christmas?
Issue 10, Volume 113
People often have impossible, rigid expectations for themselves, but they would do best if they focused on doing what they enjoy.
Issue 8, Volume 113
America’s election denial problem can’t be solved through elections alone.
Issue 6, Volume 113
Lately, there have been an unprecedented number of emergency protocols, and we’re here to tell you how to make the most of them.
In today’s climate, single-sex schools are obsolete, and co-ed schools should be the only form of education.
Issue 5, Volume 113
Stuyvesant’s administration has decided to introduce Bring Your Pet to School Day, but they weren’t ready for the mayhem it would create…
It’s well known that everyone at Stuy hates Jupiter, but the impossible has happened: it just got worse.
Issue 4, Volume 113
During virtual school, teachers experimented with various learning platforms like Zoom, Google Meets, and Skype, but the best platform would have been Minecraft.
Issue 2, Volume 113
Though India has been a sovereign nation for more than half a century, the remaining effects of British occupation have changed the country in enduring ways.
Issue 1, Volume 113
In order to solve the problem of sleep deprivation, Stuyvesant will replace all core science classes with mandatory naptime.
Issue 16, Volume 112
The devastating and concrete economic consequences of restrictive abortion laws mean that keeping abortion legal is crucial.
