Humor

Issue 15 Humor Newsbeet

The Humor Department's newsbeet for issue 15!

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  • The new Project Sekai movie causes viewers to lose their ability to sing
  • Tetris receives backlash as a supposed “Block Blast ripoff.” 
  • Seasonal allergies cause seasonings and spices to drop 69 percent in sales.
  • 30 percent of Stuyvesant students reported dead due to AP season, a record low.
  • Stuyvesant officially wages war on Brooklyn Tech after being accused of having a one-sided beef with them, like the Franco-Prussian War.
  • Mr. Moran allegedly did not thank Principal Yu at their latest meeting. 

Donald Trump to put up a new Berlin Wall after Zelenskyy declines a deal to give up all his land and organs.