Issue 15 Humor Newsbeet
The Humor Department's newsbeet for issue 15!
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- The new Project Sekai movie causes viewers to lose their ability to sing.
- Tetris receives backlash as a supposed “Block Blast ripoff.”
- Seasonal allergies cause seasonings and spices to drop 69 percent in sales.
- 30 percent of Stuyvesant students reported dead due to AP season, a record low.
- Stuyvesant officially wages war on Brooklyn Tech after being accused of having a one-sided beef with them, like the Franco-Prussian War.
- Mr. Moran allegedly did not thank Principal Yu at their latest meeting.
Donald Trump to put up a new Berlin Wall after Zelenskyy declines a deal to give up all his land and organs.