A freshman discovers the secret to SING!’s predictable winners.
Issue 11, Volume 113
Stuyvesant students, teachers, and inanimate objects share their 2023 New Year’s resolutions.
Issue 9, Volume 113
Santa Claus, a.k.a. Principal Yu, hunts the Grinch.
Issue 8, Volume 113
Freshmen Caucus candidates aren’t too happy with the press The Stuyvesant Spectator gives them, and take it up with the editors.
Issue 7, Volume 113
A student undergoes a difficult journey in order to fix the 7-9 escalator and end months of agony.
Issue 6, Volume 113
A hunter looking for his Thanksgiving turkey finds an unwelcome surprise.
Issue 5, Volume 113
The ghosts of former students help their successors get through a test with their killer advice.
Issue 4, Volume 113
Schedules are magically perfect, and the first day is going great. But is it too good to be true?
Issue 1, Volume 113
We bring you top-of-the-line AP exam tips that may or may not result in you needing hospitalization and/or a strong legal defense.
Issue 15, Volume 112
The president of the Met is sick of the Met project bringing annoying freshmen into the museum and decides to pay Principal Yu a visit.
The Devil sees an opportunity to exploit Stuy students to reach his nefarious goals and makes an offer you can’t refuse.
Issue 14, Volume 112
Administration sees the massive success of the Purge and decides to try it at Stuyvesant.
Busting a fight club that operates right under the specialized high schools’ noses (literally)!
Issue 13, Volume 112
The Disrespectator’s Humor department addresses the changes it will bring to the school following a revolution, and the students have no choice but to submit.
Theater kids should not be trusted with anything, especially money—and here we find out why.
Issue 12, Volume 112
The desperation of loveless Stuyvesant students leaves them forming bonds with inanimate objects to fill the lonely void in their hearts.
Issue 10, Volume 112
Principal Yu drunkenly schedules finals for all of 2022 and pays the price for it the next morning.
Issue 9, Volume 112
The elves in the basement are tired of the unpoggers conditions and go on strike.
Issue 8, Volume 112
We examine the student body’s reception to a new grading policy that trades freshman tears for extra points.