Michelle Huang (michelle-huang)

mhuang51 [ at ] stuy [ dot ] edu

Michelle "Mike" Huang ('25) is a Humor writer. When they're not busy writing their drafts at midnight, they can be found taking a nap, reading on the subway, or just being a silly little guy. They enjoy art museums and The Picture of Dorian Gray.

Senior SING! Plunders Pants From the Competition

Adeline Sauberli, Michelle Huang, Munem Tajwar

The Class of 2024 finally eeks out a SING! win, at the costs of the audience’s wills to live.

Issue 12, Volume 114

Sophfrosh SING!: Holy Cow!

Gabriella Hoefner, Michelle Huang, Munem Tajwar

We loved the cows so much! Oh, and there were also some songs and dances, I guess? Sorry, I fell asleep.

Issue 12, Volume 114

Writing Your SSR: One That Worked

Michelle Huang, Tamiyyah Shafiq

Every junior student submits an SSR (Secondary School Report) form to help their guidance counselor write an SSR for them for colleges. Here is one SSR that worked.

Issue 11, Volume 114

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Thanksgiving? What Thanksgiving? You’re Just Making Things Up

A CEO wants to make money off of Christmas and decides to gaslight the whole country into getting a head start on holiday preparations—at the expense of Thanksgiving.

Issue 6, Volume 114

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Observing the Wildlife of Stuyvesant High School

Sir David Attenborough goes to Stuyvesant and monologues a lot.

Issue 3, Volume 114

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Spray the Freshmen Away

An exterminator is hired to take care of an unusual infestation at Stuyvesant.

Issue 1, Volume 114

David Coleman Exposed: How He Became the Villain He Is Today

Michelle Huang, Tamiyyah Shafiq

The CEO of the College Board used to be a Stuyvesant student. How did he rise to power?

Issue 14, Volume 113

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Clubs and Pubs Fair Shut Down By Federal Trade Commission

In which The Federal Trade Commission is a bunch of meanies and shuts down the Clubs and Pubs Fair for being in violation of advertising regulations.

Issue 13, Volume 113

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The Secret SING! Cult

A freshman discovers the secret to SING!’s predictable winners.

Issue 11, Volume 113

Stuyvesant Shares New Year’s Resolutions for 2023

Stuyvesant students, teachers, and inanimate objects share their 2023 New Year’s resolutions.

Issue 9, Volume 113

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Santa Yu Defeats the Grinch

Santa Claus, a.k.a. Principal Yu, hunts the Grinch.

Issue 9, Volume 113

Santa Yu Defeats the Grinch

Santa Claus, a.k.a. Principal Yu, hunts the Grinch.

Issue 8, Volume 113

The Stuyvesant Spectator Gets an Angry E-mail

Alexander Chu, Michelle Huang, Oliver Hollmann

Freshmen Caucus candidates aren’t too happy with the press The Stuyvesant Spectator gives them, and take it up with the editors.

Issue 7, Volume 113

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Kentucky Jones and the Trials to Fix the 7-9 Escalator

A student undergoes a difficult journey in order to fix the 7-9 escalator and end months of agony.

Issue 6, Volume 113

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The Turkeys Strike Back

A hunter looking for his Thanksgiving turkey finds an unwelcome surprise.

Issue 5, Volume 113

The Ghosts of Exams Past

The ghosts of former students help their successors get through a test with their killer advice.

Issue 4, Volume 113

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The Perfect Schedule?

Schedules are magically perfect, and the first day is going great. But is it too good to be true?

Issue 1, Volume 113

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Six Tips to Help You Get Through APs!

Michelle Huang, Vincent D'Angelo

We bring you top-of-the-line AP exam tips that may or may not result in you needing hospitalization and/or a strong legal defense.

Issue 15, Volume 112

Metropolitan Museum of Art v. Stuyvesant: The Ultimate Legal Showdown

The president of the Met is sick of the Met project bringing annoying freshmen into the museum and decides to pay Principal Yu a visit.

Issue 15, Volume 112

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A Letter from the Devil

The Devil sees an opportunity to exploit Stuy students to reach his nefarious goals and makes an offer you can’t refuse.

Issue 14, Volume 112

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The Stuyvesant Purge

Administration sees the massive success of the Purge and decides to try it at Stuyvesant.

Issue 14, Volume 112

The Battle of The Labyrinth: Stuyvesant Edition

Anjali Karunadasa, Michelle Huang

Busting a fight club that operates right under the specialized high schools’ noses (literally)!

Issue 13, Volume 112

A Glorious New Vision: Humor’s Plans for the Future

The Disrespectator’s Humor department addresses the changes it will bring to the school following a revolution, and the students have no choice but to submit.

Issue 13, Volume 112

An Exposé Into SING! Expenses

Theater kids should not be trusted with anything, especially money—and here we find out why.

Issue 12, Volume 112

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Valentine’s Day Special: Interviews With Stuyvesant Students’ Significant Others

The desperation of loveless Stuyvesant students leaves them forming bonds with inanimate objects to fill the lonely void in their hearts.

Issue 10, Volume 112

2022: Year of the Finals

Principal Yu drunkenly schedules finals for all of 2022 and pays the price for it the next morning.

Issue 9, Volume 112

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Stuyvesant Elves Go On Strike!

Anjali Karunadasa, Michelle Huang

The elves in the basement are tired of the unpoggers conditions and go on strike.

Issue 8, Volume 112

New Grading Policy Encourages Making Freshmen Cry, Delights Upperclassmen

We examine the student body’s reception to a new grading policy that trades freshman tears for extra points.

Issue 8, Volume 112