Humor
Student Union Rumored to be Dead, Brain Dead, or Just Fine
Look, has anyone seen any of them face to face in the past month?
|| May 2020
Humor
Quarantine Lifestyle Tips From the Staff
By Lily Vaysman
Checking in on how three of Stuyvesant’s favorite staff are holding up during quarantine.
|| May 2020Sports
The Man Behind Every Dig, Set, and Vault: Coach Choubaralian
Get to know physical education teacher Vasken Choubaralian, coach of the varsity volleyball teams and the girls’ gymnastics team.
|| May 2020
Sports
The Beasts Throughout the Years
Success is not only about wins and losses for the Stuyvesant boys’ varsity volleyball team.
|| May 2020Arts and Entertainment
A Month in Singles: April Edition
Four mini-reviews of some new tracks that have dropped in the past month, ranging from good to great to downright awful.
|| May 2020Arts and Entertainment
Here's a (Not So) Little Story I’ve Got to Tell
By Roxy Perazzo
A review of “Beastie Boys Story,” a new Apple TV+ documentary.
|| May 2020News
Board of Elections Pushes Student Union Elections to the Fall
By Alec Shafran, Jess Zhang, Ruiwen Tang
Amid the COVID-19 pandemic, the Board of Elections has decided to move all SU elections to the fall.
|| May 2020Features
Let Your Heart Decide
By Lauren Lee
Telly Leung and his story of being a Stuyvesant student to becoming a Broadway star.
|| May 2020Features
Finding Unity in Separation: Observing Ramadan during Quarantine
By Nicholas Martin, Saiyedah Nayra, Sophia Lin
An in-depth look at the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, including various student opinions and insights.
|| May 2020Science
The Upside of the Quarantine
By Arin Faruque
Air quality reports taken during the quarantine have shown remarkable improvements in the environment.
|| May 2020
Humor
The Real People Behind the Coronavirus
Exploring the hygiene companies behind COVID-19.
|| May 2020
Humor
The Life and Death of Talos
By Nora Miller
A remembrance of the larger-than-life programming overlord
|| May 2020
Humor
The Best Animal Crossing Villager To Cuddle With in Quarantine
We investigate who is the bestest cuddling companion in Animal Crossing, because we definitely are not feeling lonely and looking to virtual anthropomorphic animals for solace.
|| May 2020
Sports
The Top Prospects of the 2020 WNBA Draft
By Alicia Yu
In addition to being virtual, this year’s draft was also the most watched WNBA Draft in 16 years, setting two historic precedents.
|| May 2020
Sports
Favorite Moments in Professional Sports
The Sports department reminisces on its favorite moments in professional sports history.
|| May 2020
Sports
NFL Draft Review: New York Giants and New York Jets
By Derick Fang, Philip Von Mueffling
A review of the New York Giants and Jets’s NFL Draft picks.
|| May 2020
Humor
Coronavirus Vaccine Reported to Only Manifest in Front of Those That Are Pure of Heart and Clear of Mind
By Ethan Lam
Vaccines used to appear out of thin air in front of wholesome people, but since God released a software update for reality, it has been harder to create vaccines. Now, it requires someone who is simultaneously intelligent and believes in the inherent goodness of the people on this dunghill of a world.
|| May 2020
Arts and Entertainment
The Fashion Industry During the Coronavirus
By Anika Amin
Coronavirus has impacted the fashion industry by canceling shows, changing consumption patterns, and revealing deeper issues.
|| May 2020
Arts and Entertainment
The Peculiar Reincarnation of Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
An investigation of Stuyvesant’s most enigmatic mystery: Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky.
|| May 2020
Arts and Entertainment
Earl Sweatshirt: A Lantern for the Darkness
By Levi Simon
Discussing the emotional and stylistic progression of Earl Sweatshirt’s albums.
|| May 2020Opinions
Why Being Lost is Okay
I cannot let go of Islam, cannot cross over fully in the realm of atheism.
|| May 2020Arts and Entertainment
The Best Museums to Explore Virtually
This article explores some museums we can take virtual tours on and explains a little bit about what to expect.
|| May 2020Arts and Entertainment
“Pray for Paris”: A Victory for Westside Gunn’s Health and Career
By
A review of Westside Gunn’s newest LP “Pray for Paris” that both highlights what makes the Buffalo native so established as a rapper and criticizes his limitations as an artist.
|| May 2020Arts and Entertainment
Jackson Warin-Joo: Art as a Sanctuary
By Dexter Wells
A profile of senior Jackson Warin-Joo and the ways in which he uses art to respond to his personal experiences.
|| May 2020Humor
Credit Where Credit Is Due
Part one of a harrowing tale of the new grading system’s unforeseen consequences.
|| May 2020Opinions
To Triumph Over Toxicity, Take a Timeout
By Irene Hao
Opinions writer Irene Hao discusses the types of mindset to have at Stuyvesant and in quarantine
|| May 2020Features
What Stuy Students Are Doing When They're Doing Nothing
By Arpita Saha, Ellen Pehlivanian
Exploring various hobbies students have delved into, and what they entail.
|| May 2020Features
Calling All SparkNoters and Bibliophiles!
At a school where finding free time is a rarity, students discuss their thoughts on reading for fun. Meanwhile, other students opt for a more contentious alternative: SparkNotes.
|| May 2020Science
Not All Cases Are Made Equal: A Closer Look to the Disparities Caused by COVID-19
By Jenny Liu
We can analyze the different disparities that have emerged through a biological and sociocultural lens in order to enrich our understanding of the underlying forces that are fueling the pandemic.
|| May 2020Opinions
Why Being Lost is Okay
I cannot let go of Islam, cannot cross over fully in the realm of atheism.
|| May 2020News
Student Union Hosts Virtual Concert
By Jenny Liu, Katie Ng, Maggie Sansone, Sakura Yamanaka, Vedaant Shah, Victoria Gao
In collaboration with several student-run music clubs, the Student Union hosted a virtual concert on Zoom.
|| May 2020Opinions
Mandatory Vaccination: A Necessary Step for True Public Health
People all the way up to the President have questioned the safety of vaccines, but it is time that we consider whether anyone should be allowed to opt out of immunization.
|| May 2020Arts and Entertainment
Now is the Time for Audiobooks
By Hugo Smith
The pandemic has made a lot of people not want to retreat into less modern forms of entertainment; audiobooks are a good middle ground.
|| May 2020Arts and Entertainment
A Virtual Gala: The Show Continues at the Metropolitan Opera
By Zoe Buff
A review of the Metropolitan Opera’s At-Home Gala and how the artistic organization is presenting performances to support their financial needs during lockdown.
|| May 2020
Arts and Entertainment
Coronavirus Merch: A Profitable Predicament
Brands have recently released designs in hopes of fundraising for the relief efforts for the pandemic, some succeeding and some falling short.
|| May 2020Humor
Student Union Rumored to be Dead, Brain Dead, or Just Fine
Look, has anyone seen any of them face to face in the past month?
|| May 2020Humor
The Real People Behind the Coronavirus
Exploring the hygiene companies behind COVID-19.
|| May 2020Humor
The Life and Death of Talos
By Nora Miller
A remembrance of the larger-than-life programming overlord
|| May 2020Humor
The Best Animal Crossing Villager To Cuddle With in Quarantine
We investigate who is the bestest cuddling companion in Animal Crossing, because we definitely are not feeling lonely and looking to virtual anthropomorphic animals for solace.
|| May 2020Humor
Quarantine Lifestyle Tips From the Staff
By Lily Vaysman
Checking in on how three of Stuyvesant’s favorite staff are holding up during quarantine.
|| May 2020Sports
The Man Behind Every Dig, Set, and Vault: Coach Choubaralian
Get to know physical education teacher Vasken Choubaralian, coach of the varsity volleyball teams and the girls’ gymnastics team.
|| May 2020Sports
The Top Prospects of the 2020 WNBA Draft
By Alicia Yu
In addition to being virtual, this year’s draft was also the most watched WNBA Draft in 16 years, setting two historic precedents.
|| May 2020Sports
Favorite Moments in Professional Sports
The Sports department reminisces on its favorite moments in professional sports history.
|| May 2020Sports
NFL Draft Review: New York Giants and New York Jets
By Derick Fang, Philip Von Mueffling
A review of the New York Giants and Jets’s NFL Draft picks.
|| May 2020Humor
Coronavirus Vaccine Reported to Only Manifest in Front of Those That Are Pure of Heart and Clear of Mind
By Ethan Lam
Vaccines used to appear out of thin air in front of wholesome people, but since God released a software update for reality, it has been harder to create vaccines. Now, it requires someone who is simultaneously intelligent and believes in the inherent goodness of the people on this dunghill of a world.
|| May 2020Arts and Entertainment
The Fashion Industry During the Coronavirus
By Anika Amin
Coronavirus has impacted the fashion industry by canceling shows, changing consumption patterns, and revealing deeper issues.
|| May 2020Arts and Entertainment
The Peculiar Reincarnation of Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
An investigation of Stuyvesant’s most enigmatic mystery: Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky.
|| May 2020Arts and Entertainment
Earl Sweatshirt: A Lantern for the Darkness
By Levi Simon
Discussing the emotional and stylistic progression of Earl Sweatshirt’s albums.
|| May 2020Sports
The Beasts Throughout the Years
Success is not only about wins and losses for the Stuyvesant boys’ varsity volleyball team.
|| May 2020
Arts and Entertainment
Here's… “Some Good News”
By Ivy Halpern
John Krasinski’s “Some Good News” and other talk show hosts are altering their content amid the coronavirus pandemic to connect to people from their homes.
|| May 2020Arts and Entertainment
A Month in Singles: April Edition
Four mini-reviews of some new tracks that have dropped in the past month, ranging from good to great to downright awful.
|| May 2020Arts and Entertainment
Here's a (Not So) Little Story I’ve Got to Tell
By Roxy Perazzo
A review of “Beastie Boys Story,” a new Apple TV+ documentary.
|| May 2020
Sports
America’s Temporary National Pastime
The MLB Players Association partnered with Sony Interactive Entertainment to produce a 29-game series with one participating player from each of the 30 MLB teams.
|| May 2020
Opinions
To Triumph Over Toxicity, Take a Timeout
By Irene Hao
Opinions writer Irene Hao discusses the types of mindset to have at Stuyvesant and in quarantine
|| May 2020News
Board of Elections Pushes Student Union Elections to the Fall
By Alec Shafran, Jess Zhang, Ruiwen Tang
Amid the COVID-19 pandemic, the Board of Elections has decided to move all SU elections to the fall.
|| May 2020Features
Let Your Heart Decide
By Lauren Lee
Telly Leung and his story of being a Stuyvesant student to becoming a Broadway star.
|| May 2020
Features
What Stuy Students Are Doing When They're Doing Nothing
By Arpita Saha, Ellen Pehlivanian
Exploring various hobbies students have delved into, and what they entail.
|| May 2020Features
Finding Unity in Separation: Observing Ramadan during Quarantine
By Nicholas Martin, Saiyedah Nayra, Sophia Lin
An in-depth look at the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, including various student opinions and insights.
|| May 2020
Features
Calling All SparkNoters and Bibliophiles!
At a school where finding free time is a rarity, students discuss their thoughts on reading for fun. Meanwhile, other students opt for a more contentious alternative: SparkNotes.
|| May 2020Science
The Upside of the Quarantine
By Arin Faruque
Air quality reports taken during the quarantine have shown remarkable improvements in the environment.
|| May 2020
Science
Not All Cases Are Made Equal: A Closer Look to the Disparities Caused by COVID-19
By Jenny Liu
We can analyze the different disparities that have emerged through a biological and sociocultural lens in order to enrich our understanding of the underlying forces that are fueling the pandemic.
|| May 2020
Opinions
Why Being Lost is Okay
I cannot let go of Islam, cannot cross over fully in the realm of atheism.
|| May 2020
News
Student Union Hosts Virtual Concert
By Jenny Liu, Katie Ng, Maggie Sansone, Sakura Yamanaka, Vedaant Shah, Victoria Gao
In collaboration with several student-run music clubs, the Student Union hosted a virtual concert on Zoom.
|| May 2020
Science
Sleeping Tight During Quarantine
By
Sleep is good. Quarantine is preventing you from getting enough of it.
|| May 2020Opinions
Why Being Lost is Okay
I cannot let go of Islam, cannot cross over fully in the realm of atheism.
|| May 2020
Opinions
Mandatory Vaccination: A Necessary Step for True Public Health
People all the way up to the President have questioned the safety of vaccines, but it is time that we consider whether anyone should be allowed to opt out of immunization.
|| May 2020Arts and Entertainment
The Best Museums to Explore Virtually
This article explores some museums we can take virtual tours on and explains a little bit about what to expect.
|| May 2020
Arts and Entertainment
Now is the Time for Audiobooks
By Hugo Smith
The pandemic has made a lot of people not want to retreat into less modern forms of entertainment; audiobooks are a good middle ground.
|| May 2020Arts and Entertainment
“Pray for Paris”: A Victory for Westside Gunn’s Health and Career
By
A review of Westside Gunn’s newest LP “Pray for Paris” that both highlights what makes the Buffalo native so established as a rapper and criticizes his limitations as an artist.
|| May 2020Arts and Entertainment
Jackson Warin-Joo: Art as a Sanctuary
By Dexter Wells
A profile of senior Jackson Warin-Joo and the ways in which he uses art to respond to his personal experiences.
|| May 2020