Science
The Case Against Serena Williams Promoting GLP-1 Drugs
By Nina Benson
An opinion on Serena Williams’s role promoting GLP-1s for Ro and the bigger implications it has in the context of her previous messaging.
Humor
Escalator Breakdowns: Let’s Break it Down
By Nathan Lee
The escalators are frequently found to be broken, but recent events point to internal sabotage.
Arts and Entertainment
Heartbreak, Resilience, Love: Taylor Swift Enters a New Era with her music video Opalite
Analyzing the lyrics, script, and visuals of Taylor Swift’s latest music video, Opalite.
Humor
Plastic Free Day Revolutionizes the World
By Alexis Qian
Plastic Free Day makes students feel not so free.
Arts and Entertainment
Don Toliver’s High-Speed Experiment
Don Toliver’s Octane pushes his signature vocal experimentation to new heights across a disjointed but high-production landscape exploring modern belonging.
Opinions
NYC Subway Etiquette Needs to Change – But Not Why You Think it Does
By Zahra Kumar
Commuting in New York can be excessively uncomfortable due to surrounding passengers and infrastructural issues, reflecting broader problems within NYC’s culture.
Arts and Entertainment
Heathcliff Gets a Glow-Up: The Loss of Subtext in Wuthering Heights (2026)
“Wuthering Heights” imposes a glossy, nostalgic vision that sacrifices subtext and tragedy for hollow spectacle.
News
Meet the 2026-2027 Big Sib Chairs!
By Bryan Boo, Dilasha Rawal, Ilora Bhattacharyya, Keya Warikoo
The 2026-2027 Big Sib Chairs were recently announced by the 2025-2026 chairs.
Features
Fight Child Marriage: Ending the Cycle of Systemic Oppression
By Nudrath Sowkat, Sophia Rosero
Child marriage is a societal issue that should not be ignored. The lack of awareness about child marriage and action against it inspired the start of the club Fight Child Marriage at Stuyvesant High School.
Humor
The Truth Behind Phone Confiscation
By Victor Ma
A totally fake story about a totally real scandal that leaves the Dean’s Office scathed with controversy.
Features
The Unsung Educators: Tutoring at Stuyvesant
A deep dive into the tutoring ecosystem in Stuyvesant.
Humor
Planet Stuy: The Admissions Officer
Join us as we discover the secret lives of the masters of the education system—the admissions officers.
Humor
Hear Me Out… Some Crumbs of Potential SING! Ideas
From a list of dozens of theme ideas generated under the influence of distilled powdered Celsius, we narrowed down the top two.
Sports
Chasing Gold in Milan-Cortina
By Janice Chen
A look into a few stories from the 2026 Winter Olympics.
Opinions
Self-Driving Cars are the Future of Transportation
Baseless talking points and fear-mongering distort the truth; autonomous vehicles are an amazing innovation with the potential to increase safety and wealth.
Opinions
Self-Driving Cars are the Future of Transportation
Baseless talking points and fear-mongering distort the truth; autonomous vehicles are an amazing innovation with the potential to increase safety and wealth.
Humor
Pregaming Stuyvesant
By Florence Wu, Isha Rashid, Nicole Lui
A prefreshie visits Stuyvesant for the first time during the Spring Open House—only to find himself amidst a bewildering mix of confusing tests, bizarre assignments, and extraordinary upperclassmen pranks that leaves him questioning reality.
Science
The Illusion of Randomness
By Andrew Zhang
Human beings systematically misjudge randomness because the brain relies on fast pattern-recognition shortcuts rather than true probability, leading us to perceive meaning and structure in events that are actually random.
Humor
Asking AI 10 Life-Changing Questions
By Justin Chen
Humor writer asks AI 10 questions, what happens next is SHOCKING
Arts and Entertainment
Let’s Cha Cha Chat About The Romantic!
A review of Bruno Mars’ The Romantic with emphasis on the Latin influences of the album.
Humor
Fact or Fiction: 20-Minute Homework
By Diya Mallu
We expose the very real battles students face every day trying to complete “20-minute homework.”
Humor
My Stuyvesant Love Life (Gender Neutral Reader)
By Deon Woon
Y/N, who is hoping to focus on their studies at school, suddenly meets some guys that might change everything!
Arts and Entertainment
Spectator’s Arts and Entertainment department shares their thoughts about this year's Oscars.
By The Arts & Entertainment Department
Spectator’s Arts and Entertainment department shares their thoughts about this year's Oscars.
Opinions
NYC Subway Etiquette Needs to Change – But Not Why You Think it Does
By Zahra Kumar
Commuting in New York can be excessively uncomfortable due to surrounding passengers and infrastructural issues, reflecting broader problems within NYC’s culture.
Science
Why Your Brain Misses 2016
By Jessica Yao
The sudden popularity of 2016 reveals how long-term memory, nostalgia, and the internet interact, suggesting that the year was romanticized out of psychological protection rather than objective truth.
Sports
The Hall of Fame’s Bizarre Bill Belichick Snub
By Anay Shandilya, Logan Brown
The Pro Football Hall of Fame’s inability to induct one of the greatest head coaches in NFL history tarnishes the organization’s reputation.
Features
StuyAviators Hosts Guest Speaker Air Force Pilot First Lieutenant Cabrera
By Anchine Liu
StuyAviators guest speaker.
Science
The Case Against Serena Williams Promoting GLP-1 Drugs
By Nina Benson
An opinion on Serena Williams’s role promoting GLP-1s for Ro and the bigger implications it has in the context of her previous messaging.
Humor
Planet Stuy: The Admissions Officer
Join us as we discover the secret lives of the masters of the education system—the admissions officers.
Humor
Escalator Breakdowns: Let’s Break it Down
By Nathan Lee
The escalators are frequently found to be broken, but recent events point to internal sabotage.
Humor
Hear Me Out… Some Crumbs of Potential SING! Ideas
From a list of dozens of theme ideas generated under the influence of distilled powdered Celsius, we narrowed down the top two.
Arts and Entertainment
Heartbreak, Resilience, Love: Taylor Swift Enters a New Era with her music video Opalite
Analyzing the lyrics, script, and visuals of Taylor Swift’s latest music video, Opalite.
Humor
Plastic Free Day Revolutionizes the World
By Alexis Qian
Plastic Free Day makes students feel not so free.
Arts and Entertainment
Don Toliver’s High-Speed Experiment
Don Toliver’s Octane pushes his signature vocal experimentation to new heights across a disjointed but high-production landscape exploring modern belonging.
Sports
Chasing Gold in Milan-Cortina
By Janice Chen
A look into a few stories from the 2026 Winter Olympics.
Opinions
NYC Subway Etiquette Needs to Change – But Not Why You Think it Does
By Zahra Kumar
Commuting in New York can be excessively uncomfortable due to surrounding passengers and infrastructural issues, reflecting broader problems within NYC’s culture.
Arts and Entertainment
Heathcliff Gets a Glow-Up: The Loss of Subtext in Wuthering Heights (2026)
“Wuthering Heights” imposes a glossy, nostalgic vision that sacrifices subtext and tragedy for hollow spectacle.
Opinions
Self-Driving Cars are the Future of Transportation
Baseless talking points and fear-mongering distort the truth; autonomous vehicles are an amazing innovation with the potential to increase safety and wealth.
News
Meet the 2026-2027 Big Sib Chairs!
By Bryan Boo, Dilasha Rawal, Ilora Bhattacharyya, Keya Warikoo
The 2026-2027 Big Sib Chairs were recently announced by the 2025-2026 chairs.
Features
Fight Child Marriage: Ending the Cycle of Systemic Oppression
By Nudrath Sowkat, Sophia Rosero
Child marriage is a societal issue that should not be ignored. The lack of awareness about child marriage and action against it inspired the start of the club Fight Child Marriage at Stuyvesant High School.
Humor
The Truth Behind Phone Confiscation
By Victor Ma
A totally fake story about a totally real scandal that leaves the Dean’s Office scathed with controversy.
Opinions
Self-Driving Cars are the Future of Transportation
Baseless talking points and fear-mongering distort the truth; autonomous vehicles are an amazing innovation with the potential to increase safety and wealth.
Features
The Unsung Educators: Tutoring at Stuyvesant
A deep dive into the tutoring ecosystem in Stuyvesant.
Humor
Asking AI 10 Life-Changing Questions
By Justin Chen
Humor writer asks AI 10 questions, what happens next is SHOCKING
Arts and Entertainment
Let’s Cha Cha Chat About The Romantic!
A review of Bruno Mars’ The Romantic with emphasis on the Latin influences of the album.
Humor
Fact or Fiction: 20-Minute Homework
By Diya Mallu
We expose the very real battles students face every day trying to complete “20-minute homework.”
Humor
My Stuyvesant Love Life (Gender Neutral Reader)
By Deon Woon
Y/N, who is hoping to focus on their studies at school, suddenly meets some guys that might change everything!
Arts and Entertainment
Spectator’s Arts and Entertainment department shares their thoughts about this year's Oscars.
By The Arts & Entertainment Department
Spectator’s Arts and Entertainment department shares their thoughts about this year's Oscars.
Opinions
NYC Subway Etiquette Needs to Change – But Not Why You Think it Does
By Zahra Kumar
Commuting in New York can be excessively uncomfortable due to surrounding passengers and infrastructural issues, reflecting broader problems within NYC’s culture.
Humor
Pregaming Stuyvesant
By Florence Wu, Isha Rashid, Nicole Lui
A prefreshie visits Stuyvesant for the first time during the Spring Open House—only to find himself amidst a bewildering mix of confusing tests, bizarre assignments, and extraordinary upperclassmen pranks that leaves him questioning reality.
Science
Why Your Brain Misses 2016
By Jessica Yao
The sudden popularity of 2016 reveals how long-term memory, nostalgia, and the internet interact, suggesting that the year was romanticized out of psychological protection rather than objective truth.
Science
The Illusion of Randomness
By Andrew Zhang
Human beings systematically misjudge randomness because the brain relies on fast pattern-recognition shortcuts rather than true probability, leading us to perceive meaning and structure in events that are actually random.
Science
Scalp First: What K-Beauty Can Teach Teens About Hair Health
A look at how the K-beauty philosophy of prevention extends to Korean hair care, and how its scalp-first approach to hair health might suggest a different way for teenagers to think about hair care.