Helena Williams (helena-williams)

hwilliams10 [ at ] stuy [ dot ] edu

Helena Williams (‘21) is a Humor writer. When she isn’t rambling about conspiracies and politics, she’s probably biking around Prospect Park, while listening to really angry rock music. She loves hugs!

Bad Standup Comedy and Advice From My Past Four Years at Stuyvesant

Helena Williams

One Humor writer says goodbye in the best way she can think of: dumping shade and giving tips.

Issue 17, Volume 111

E-mails From a College

Helena Williams

Being stalked by a college.

Issue 13, Volume 111

A Peloton Class With Joe Biden

Helena Williams

No-malarkey workouts.

Issue 10, Volume 111

Mitch McConnell’s Head Falls off During Senate Session, Terrorizes Democrats

Helena Williams

McConnell’s head goes SPLAT.

Issue 9, Volume 111

And Now, An Announcement from the College Board

Helena Williams

David Coleman’s very official, very serious announcement about new testing.

Issue 14, Volume 110

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The Coronavirus, but Donald Trump

Helena Williams

The coronavirus gives a speech addressing his “yuge” successes.

Issue 13, Volume 110

How To Survive the Coronavirus: Tips and Tricks From WikiHow

Helena Williams, Veronika Kowalski

Scared of the coronavirus outbreak? WikiHow’s got you covered.

Issue 12, Volume 110

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Rejected SING! Applications

Helena Williams

Not everyone can be a star.

Issue 11, Volume 110

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What Students Say During Drafting

Amy Zhang, Helena Williams

“Eraser shield, my true love, only you would not let me down in this cruel, cruel world.”

Issue 8, Volume 110

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Dear Stuyvesant Class of 2021...WE HAVE ADVICE FOR PHYSICS!

Helena Williams

Issue 8, Volume 110

How To Be A Whole Foods Brand In Five Steps

Helena Williams

You’ve got to be hip, you’ve got to be trendy, and most of all, you’ve got to be amazed at how much people are willing...

Issue 7, Volume 110

An Honest Review of Dr. Phil: Inside Stuyvesant

Amy Zhang, Helena Williams

Since the conclusion of “Game of Thrones” (GoT), HBO had been desperate to find a show that could deliver exorbitant ratings. After burning through a...

Issue 6, Volume 110

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What’s It Like Being Dead?

Helena Williams, Victor Kuang

You know, I’m absolutely flippin’ sick. Literally every damn year in this school, I hear people who get a remarkably high exam score proceed to...

Issue 4, Volume 110

Stuyvesant Capital Program, 2019-2029

Helena Williams

Hello, Spectator readers! We of the Humor department have some wonderful news. Through our advanced eavesdropping tactics such as holding a glass against the Student...

Issue 3, Volume 110

The True Story of a Shake Shack Addict

Helena Williams

Issue 15, Volume 109

“Pulse” Gang Stealing Escalator Gearboxes, Causing Mayhem

Helena Williams

Issue 9, Volume 109

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Caffeine Crisis: All Coffee Replaced By Hot Chocolate

Helena Williams

Issue 7, Volume 109

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2018 State of the Race: Freshman Caucus Elections

Helena Williams

Issue 5, Volume 109

Stuypocalypse: Program Changes Deleted, Chaos Ensues

Helena Williams

A sneaky junior ends up wrecking Talos.

Issue 2, Volume 109

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The Great (Stuyvesant) War

Helena Williams, William Huang

Students must engage in even more ruthless competition for Ivy League colleges.

Issue 16, Volume 108

Feature: An Interview With Samuel Drupe, Overnight Billionaire

Helena Williams

Coffee Cart owner strikes it rich selling coffee to Stuy students.

Issue 15, Volume 108

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Angry Junior Blows Off College Spam, Gets Acceptance Letter

Helena Williams

Issue 14, Volume 108

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