Gabriella Hoefner (gabriella-hoefner)

The Importance of Being Ernie

Gabriella Hoefner 

A student accidentally submits their Wattpad fanfiction as their English final.

Issue 9, Volume 113

‘Tis the Season to Be Cheap

Gabriella Hoefner 

As the holiday season approaches, here are the top five ways to save money on holiday shopping.

Issue 7, Volume 113

Kermit’s Downfall

Gabriella Hoefner 

Kermit the Frog goes on a downward spiral after a breakup with Miss Piggy.

Issue 5, Volume 113

Halloween Costumes, Ranked

Virgenya Zhu, Gabriella Hoefner 

The definitive list of Spectator-endorsed and discouraged Halloween costumes. Let the games begin.

Issue 4, Volume 113

Principal Yu Reads The Spectator

Gabriella Hoefner 

Principal Yu reads The Spectator for the first time, and is shocked at what he finds in the Humor section.

Issue 3, Volume 113

Invasion of the Elementary Schoolers

Gabriella Hoefner 

Stuyvesant students express their concern over sightings of strange small children near the school grounds.

Issue 16, Volume 112