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Humor
A comprehensive list of bad Thanksgiving habits to avoid.
Issue 5, Volume 115
An advertisement for a new dating app that relies on AI technology.
Issue 3, Volume 115
We loved the cows so much! Oh, and there were also some songs and dances, I guess? Sorry, I fell asleep.
Issue 12, Volume 114
An investigation into the new editors of the Spectator Humor department— and their deep, dark secrets.
Issue 9, Volume 114
Santa goes on strike, so the elves attempt to deliver the toys this holiday season.
Issue 8, Volume 114
Your personality, based on what type of pet you have.
Issue 5, Volume 114
A strategic guide on how to get the most candy on Halloween.
Issue 4, Volume 114
Some Stuyvesant students discover a secret clan of whimsical fairies living in Ferry’s; shenanigans ensue.
Issue 3, Volume 114
How to tell if random strangers are secretly in love with you (100 percent accurate!).
Our brutally honest opinions on summer 2023 movies.
Issue 1, Volume 114
A slightly unhinged Mickey Mouse shares Disney’s plans for the next decade.
Issue 17, Volume 113
Teachers play matchmaker with students after becoming bored by Stuyvesant’s lack of romance.
Issue 15, Volume 113
A dissatisfied customer writes an enraged Yelp review for a diner.
Issue 13, Volume 113
What your favorite childhood TV show says about you.
Issue 12, Volume 113
A new SING! production starring Stuyvesant faculty sweeps the competition.
A student accidentally submits their Wattpad fanfiction as their English final.
Issue 9, Volume 113
As the holiday season approaches, here are the top five ways to save money on holiday shopping.
Issue 7, Volume 113
Kermit the Frog goes on a downward spiral after a breakup with Miss Piggy.
Issue 5, Volume 113
The definitive list of Spectator-endorsed and discouraged Halloween costumes. Let the games begin.
Issue 4, Volume 113
Principal Yu reads The Spectator for the first time, and is shocked at what he finds in the Humor section.
Issue 3, Volume 113
Stuyvesant students express their concern over sightings of strange small children near the school grounds.
Issue 16, Volume 112
