Humor
What Lies Between the Cracks: An Investigation of the Pooping Perp
A detailed investigative report of the Fugitive Flatulator.
Arts and Entertainment
Dispatch (2025): Your Choices Matter
By Sara Bhuiyan
Dispatch (2025) is incredibly compelling, full of puzzles and hard choices.
Arts and Entertainment
Lil Yachty, Bowery, and a Room That Won’t Explain Itself
Lil Yachty and Olaolu Slawn use speed, familiarity, and discomfort to force observation to remain active and unresolved.
Features
The Four Letters I Keep Repeating
My four-letter name has never been long, yet somehow it’s always been too unfamiliar for the world to say without stumbling.
Features
Discovering Myself One Page at a Time
My reading ability has been one of my superpowers for as long as I can remember. It’s shaped me as a person and has deeply affected my outlook on life. No matter how simplistic reading might be, it truly does resonate with me.
Features
In His Element: Douglas Zhu
By Tiffany Wang
AP Chemistry teacher and alumnus Douglas Zhu reflects on his unexpected return to the classroom and his childhood.
Humor
How well could Stuyvesant defend a Bastion Fort?
By Kevin Weng
How effectively could the entirety of Stuyvesant High School’s student body successfully defend a bastion fort in the Eighty Years’ War?
Humor
The Alpha-Ntastical Effects of Being a Huzz Magnet
By Chloe Zheng
A friend’s perspective of Y/N’s problem-filled life as a huzz magnet.
Sports
Forging the Spartans: Boys’ Wrestling Rebuilds for the New Season
By Sophia Chen
As the Spartans adjust to a tougher division and an inexperienced roster, the season has become a test of whether individual achievements and accelerated training can compensate for limited varsity experience.

Arts and Entertainment
Waiting for the Impossible Resolution
In It Was Just An Accident, Jafar Panahi spins an existential web around one man’s metal leg.

Arts and Entertainment
Not Quite For The Better – Wicked: For Good
Wicked: For Good was error-ridden, but it’s still a fun time.

Features
Investigating ARISTA’s New Policies and Perspectives
Students reflect on their experiences and new policies in ARISTA, Stuyvesant’s honor society.

Humor
New York City Mayoral Candidates - Where Are They Now?
By Miro Lerner
Where have the NYC 2025 mayoral candidates been since the election?
News
The Price Point Issue 8, Vol. 116
By Brendan Tan
The Price Point is a series written by News Editor Brendan Tan, covering recent economic events and providing Stuyvesant students with an easy understanding of critical economics concepts that affect our day-to-day lives.
Opinions
Tax Elite Colleges
Elite colleges have thrived with federal subsidies and tax breaks while public universities face continued budget cuts.
Opinions
True Luxury Comes in the Mail
Rewards credit cards are quickly redefining how consumers access travel and luxury experiences, allowing for more access to luxury experiences however they aren’t fully equitable and require users to do proper research to find the best fits.
Opinions
Reimagining Grand Army Plaza
Brooklyn’s Grand Army Plaza redesign must be supported in order to prioritize pedestrian safety and restore its original glory.
Science
Tiny Carbon Balls With Big Potential: The Uses of Fullerenes
By Olivia Liu
Fullerenes demonstrate broad potential– their unique properties allow them to function as important tools in antiviral treatment, cancer therapy, medical imaging, and sports equipment.
Science
The Science Behind Hot Chocolate
The chemistry and structure of cocoa create a smooth and rich flavor, making hot chocolate the perfect cozy treat after a long school day.
Sports
Inside the Storm
By Sophia Chen
Meet Kobe Lee, small forward of the Stuyvesant varsity basketball team, the Storm!

Arts and Entertainment
Bassvictim: Testing Forms in Forever
Bassvictim’s Forever explores the band’s sound after the after-parties.
Humor
What Lies Between the Cracks: An Investigation of the Pooping Perp
A detailed investigative report of the Fugitive Flatulator.
Arts and Entertainment
Dispatch (2025): Your Choices Matter
By Sara Bhuiyan
Dispatch (2025) is incredibly compelling, full of puzzles and hard choices.

Arts and Entertainment
Waiting for the Impossible Resolution
In It Was Just An Accident, Jafar Panahi spins an existential web around one man’s metal leg.
Arts and Entertainment
Lil Yachty, Bowery, and a Room That Won’t Explain Itself
Lil Yachty and Olaolu Slawn use speed, familiarity, and discomfort to force observation to remain active and unresolved.

Arts and Entertainment
Not Quite For The Better – Wicked: For Good
Wicked: For Good was error-ridden, but it’s still a fun time.

Features
Investigating ARISTA’s New Policies and Perspectives
Students reflect on their experiences and new policies in ARISTA, Stuyvesant’s honor society.
Features
The Four Letters I Keep Repeating
My four-letter name has never been long, yet somehow it’s always been too unfamiliar for the world to say without stumbling.
Features
Discovering Myself One Page at a Time
My reading ability has been one of my superpowers for as long as I can remember. It’s shaped me as a person and has deeply affected my outlook on life. No matter how simplistic reading might be, it truly does resonate with me.
Features
In His Element: Douglas Zhu
By Tiffany Wang
AP Chemistry teacher and alumnus Douglas Zhu reflects on his unexpected return to the classroom and his childhood.
Humor
How well could Stuyvesant defend a Bastion Fort?
By Kevin Weng
How effectively could the entirety of Stuyvesant High School’s student body successfully defend a bastion fort in the Eighty Years’ War?
Humor
The Alpha-Ntastical Effects of Being a Huzz Magnet
By Chloe Zheng
A friend’s perspective of Y/N’s problem-filled life as a huzz magnet.

Humor
New York City Mayoral Candidates - Where Are They Now?
By Miro Lerner
Where have the NYC 2025 mayoral candidates been since the election?
Sports
Forging the Spartans: Boys’ Wrestling Rebuilds for the New Season
By Sophia Chen
As the Spartans adjust to a tougher division and an inexperienced roster, the season has become a test of whether individual achievements and accelerated training can compensate for limited varsity experience.
News
Stuyvesant’s Moot Court Team is Top Team in Manhattan
By Bryan Boo, Lucia Fajardo, Lyla Storm, Sophie Yeh
Stuyvesant’s Moot Court Team competed at Fordham Law School, placing as semifinalists and ranked the number one school team in Manhattan on November 17. Art/Photo Request: Picture of team
News
The Price Point Issue 8, Vol. 116
By Brendan Tan
The Price Point is a series written by News Editor Brendan Tan, covering recent economic events and providing Stuyvesant students with an easy understanding of critical economics concepts that affect our day-to-day lives.
Opinions
Tax Elite Colleges
Elite colleges have thrived with federal subsidies and tax breaks while public universities face continued budget cuts.
Opinions
True Luxury Comes in the Mail
Rewards credit cards are quickly redefining how consumers access travel and luxury experiences, allowing for more access to luxury experiences however they aren’t fully equitable and require users to do proper research to find the best fits.
Opinions
Reimagining Grand Army Plaza
Brooklyn’s Grand Army Plaza redesign must be supported in order to prioritize pedestrian safety and restore its original glory.

Opinions
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Resignation: A Republican Mess
By Zobia Syed
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s resignation, though seemingly formidable and a catalyst for downfall, does not necessarily imply all that it foreshadows.

Science
The Final Burn: Decommissioning the International Space Station
By Andrew Zhang
Plagued by structural decay and unsustainable costs, the aging ISS presents an enormous engineering challenge to scientists and engineers aiming to safely deorbit the station.
Science
Tiny Carbon Balls With Big Potential: The Uses of Fullerenes
By Olivia Liu
Fullerenes demonstrate broad potential– their unique properties allow them to function as important tools in antiviral treatment, cancer therapy, medical imaging, and sports equipment.
Science
The Science Behind Hot Chocolate
The chemistry and structure of cocoa create a smooth and rich flavor, making hot chocolate the perfect cozy treat after a long school day.

Science
Quantum Biology: How Quantum Mechanics May Help Birds Migrate
By Jessica Yao
The mechanism of magnetoreception is used by birds to migrate during the seasons, revealing a surprising intersection between biology, chemistry, and quantum physics.



