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Elon Musk’s recent acquisition of Twitter sheds light on his inability to run a successful company.
Issue 6, Volume 113
The College Board is a corporation with a monopoly on standardized testing and should be viewed as such, rather than a charity or a non-profit providing students with opportunities.
Issue 5, Volume 113
Fifi the Stuyvesant ghost accidentally drops their bottle of Kit Kats in McDonalds, causing the surrounding TriBeCa food places to go into ruin. In order to protect the Stuyvesant quality of life, the DOE moves in to save the day.
Issue 4, Volume 113
Of Stuyvesant’s freshman class’s crimes, which are the worst? Refer to this definitive ranking for answers.
Issue 3, Volume 113
As non-fungible tokens become more and more popular, mainstream opinions grow very polarized. It’s for the best that we recognize the many problems with NFTs and stop wasting energy on them.
Issue 12, Volume 112
The late actress Betty White’s combined old age and progressive views show that bigoted old people are not “the product of their time,” but rather the product of their chosen biases.
Issue 9, Volume 112
Joe Biden has made many promises and needs to be held accountable for his political shortcomings.
Issue 3, Volume 112
The NYC DOE recently replaced future snow days with remote instruction, but it is a poor decision for the well-being of students.
Issue 16, Volume 111
Female CEOs are looked up to as feminist icons “sticking it to the patriarchy,” but they aren’t really empowering.
Issue 15, Volume 111
Stuy starts offering AP Rizz for the spring semester after seeing the student body's need for improvement in that department following the Valentine’s Day season, but not a single student is thriving.
Issue 11, Volume 113
