Cyrus Cursetjee (cyrus-cursetjee)

ccursetjee20 [ at ] stuy [ dot ] edu

ccursetjee20@stuy.edu

Cyrus Cursetjee (‘22) is a Humor writer. He enjoys finishing homework, being unemployed, not getting assigned homework, and not doing work in general. He is known for forgetting to write his writer bio.

Secret Story of the K-Pop Revolution

Cyrus Cursetjee, Erica Chen

K-pop’s elaborate, frightening plan to take over Stuyvesant, all revealed in Stuy Confessions.

Issue 3, Volume 112

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I Hacked the College Board AP Spanish Test

Cyrus Cursetjee

Based on a true story.

Issue 16, Volume 111

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A Survivor’s Account of the Stuyvesant Civil War

Cyrus Cursetjee, Liesel Wong

A documentary retelling the story of the Stuyvesant Civil War, a fight over a new gym uniform design.

Issue 13, Volume 111

New Epidemic Emerges as Teachers Are Unable To Confiscate Students’ Phones

Cyrus Cursetjee

A thorough analysis of the growing Phone Confiscation Syndrome epidemic and its side effects.

Issue 10, Volume 111