Cyrus Cursetjee (cyrus-cursetjee)

Cyrus Cursetjee (‘22) is a Humor writer. He enjoys finishing homework, being unemployed, not getting assigned homework, and not doing work in general. He is known for forgetting to write his writer bio.

Humor

Secret Story of the K-Pop Revolution

Cyrus Cursetjee, Erica Chen 

K-pop’s elaborate, frightening plan to take over Stuyvesant, all revealed in Stuy Confessions.

Issue 3, Volume 112

Humor

I Hacked the College Board AP Spanish Test

Cyrus Cursetjee 

Based on a true story.

Issue 16, Volume 111

Humor

A Survivor’s Account of the Stuyvesant Civil War

Liesel Wong, Cyrus Cursetjee 

A documentary retelling the story of the Stuyvesant Civil War, a fight over a new gym uniform design.

Issue 13, Volume 111

Humor

New Epidemic Emerges as Teachers Are Unable To Confiscate Students’ Phones

Cyrus Cursetjee 

A thorough analysis of the growing Phone Confiscation Syndrome epidemic and its side effects.

Issue 10, Volume 111