Alexandra Wen (alexandra-wen)

Humor

Scientists Discover Caffeinitis

Alexandra Wen, Marie Ivantechenko

A full medical diagnosis of Caffeinitis.

Issue 4, Volume 108

Humor

What Type of Stuy Student Are You?

Alexandra Wen, Marie Ivantechenko

Find out which type of Stuy kid you are!

Issue 1, Volume 108

Humor

Programming Office: Why?

Alexandra Wen, Marie Ivantechenko

The underclassmen are being given priority when choosing electives and APs, compared to upperclassmen.

Issue 16, Volume 107

Opinions

Stuy Afloat on the Sea of Numbers

Alexandra Wen, Marie Ivantechenko

The importance of success is overemphasized in Stuyvesant’s mentality and has become toxic, thus leading to a dismissal of mental health when the issues should instead be gaining attention.

Issue 15, Volume 107

Humor

Excuses for Being Late

Alexandra Wen, Ziyun Zhang

Excuses that explain why you were late to class.

Issue 15, Volume 107

Humor

The Rhombicosidodecahedron

Alexandra Wen, Chris Brown

Drafting student designs fidget rhombicosidodecahedron as final project, then sells it and becomes a billionaire.

Issue 15, Volume 107

Humor

Teacher Recommendation Requirements

Alexandra Wen, Marie Ivantechenko

Absurd requirements for a teacher recommendation.

Issue 12, Volume 107

Humor

Five New Courses For The Next Academic Year

Alexandra Wen, Tiffany Chen

A fake programming guide.

Issue 12, Volume 107