Subtle Asian Dating: VISHWAA SOFAT
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🚨⚠️🚨ATTENTION ALL GIRLS…and guys? It’s 2018. The Spectator doesn’t discriminate (unlike other Stuyvesant organizations).
Looking for a tall, tan Vice President to bring home this holiday season to impress your parents?!?! Well look no further!
VISHWAA SOFAT
😍PROS😍
* despite his last name, he is very fit! plays croquet or Indian badminton or some other stick game
* stands at a whopping six feet tall
* stays awake all night plotting to take over the school and overthrow Principal Contreras. never sleeps; will respond to ur texts and give u attention asap
* will buy u anything u want. if he runs out of $$, he can take it from the Stuy treasury
* low maintenance (just give him some food)
* made a mixtape. getchu someone who’s multitalented 👀
* can serenade u in Hindi
Facebook bio:
* favorite TV shows: “Scooby Doo” and “Suite Life on Deck”
* favorite books: “Goosebumps” and “Diary of a Wimpy Kid”
🧐CONS🧐
* 3.99 average, sorry ladies
* passes out after one shot
* trips on air
* will bore ur friends with stories about saving fake countries in MUN
* ʷᶦˡˡ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗᶦᵐᵉˢ ᵗᵉˣᵗ ᵘ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ɹo ǝʞᴉl sᴉɥʇ
* replies in either 0.00057 seconds or five to seven business days
* might actually be in love with William Wang
Serious inquiries only! Slide into his DMs 😉