Stuyvesant Wins Extra-Crunky Memez For Funky Sephardim Contest

“We smart, we very smart.

We the best.

We geniuses.

Win, win, win no matter what.

Quiz Bowl, Reacc contests.

Another one.”

—DJ Khaled x Stuyvesant High School

Sorry, we can’t hear your whining over these crunky M&M’s. You are all just sore losers. Tech, you couldn’t even rally behind Bronx to stop us from winning. Cuz’ all we do is win, win, win.

Did we mention how we don’t cheat? And how we don’t try to DDoS the hosts? “We—oops, I mean Tech—did a lot of hard work, but those bots really paid—sorry, didn’t pay—off,” senior Andrew Chen said.