The Dark Truth about Harvard University

Welcome back to The Roe Jogan Podcast, where we explore some ancient—and modern—mysteries to try to resolve them once and for all. Today, we’ll be discussing Harvard University, an elite Ivy League school, and a dream school for many. Harvard was founded on October 28, 1636, as the first university in the American colonies. Yet, this seemingly perfect university has a dark side that few know about. Today, we’ll explore the world of Harvard aliens and my merch together. 

Raging alcoholic Jimmy “Sitelez” Moravia, age 19, spotted two blurry green creatures with massive foreheads, red eyes, and long arms reaching down to their knees in 1989. Soon after the encounter, he was found passed out, drooling all over himself, on a public bench. When questioned on the radio about the credibility of his account, he responded: “I sure as *hiccup* hell *hiccup* saw ‘em green people. *hiccup* They were right in front of me,” adding that “there was even a guy with a little paintbrush looking *hiccup* up at the green people and shaking his head.” You might be wondering if he verified this later. Of course, you all already completely believe me because evidence is for sheep, but we did do our research.

When we reached out to the now 56-year-old Moravia, he only restated his claims: “I sure as hell did see them little green men. They had seven arms, three on each side and one coming out the back. Their three pairs of glowing red eyes seemed to stare into my very soul, and their legs frequently curved around themselves, forming a huge ball of limbs. The aliens had fingers coming out of their heads, each holding a golden laurel. Floating in the air, they told me exactly how and when I was going to die—skewered by a unicorn at age 32.” There’s a lot of controversy around this incident. Still, the debunkers try to silence us by telling people that “nOthINg aBoUt thIs StOrY mAKeS sEnSe,” and that raging alcoholics “aRen’T reLiABle wHen tHeY’rE dRuNk.” Those little sheep are always following the government. But if you don’t want to be a sheep, you should download CIAcam.exe so that the government can… uhhh… yeah, actually let’s move on. And when you do download it, use my code BACHSTAABOR to get 10 percent off!

Right, so we know there has to be something off about Harvard University. Let’s put on our tin foil dunce hats—sorry, thinking caps—and consider this: Harvard University is, allegedly, a private institution that gets a large amount of public funding while only admitting a very small number of people each year. Is it not suspicious that this private institution gets public funding? What benefit could the country possibly gain from education? I wasn’t educated, and my IQ test shows that I’m first (first percentile) in intelligence among the entire population. Those dang elitists really want us to believe that the country is investing in “education.”

The only possible explanation for this extravagant waste of money is that Harvard University is secretly a government facility made to hide the truth from the people and push a false narrative for the government! Harvard is a tool for government brainwashing. Never mind their research! Guys, just think about it! It only makes sense that the government would use a university open for public tours to give the appearance of being a legitimate institution while secretly only admitting government agents into the “university.” Depressed high schoolers struggling to survive test after test after test make the perfect sleeper agents. Touching John Harvard’s foot on a tour is actually a way for agents to receive a top-secret mental message from the government base in Washington. That’s why Elon Musk has developed secret Neuralink receptors—to be embedded in John Harvard’s foot! 

So, if Harvard University is secretly a government facility, then what is it covering up? After all, every government facility has to be hiding something from us. The Smithsonian is covering up giant bones (yes, really!). The White House is covering up the lizard people (the real reason for Trump’s red neck rash is a lizard bite). The Department for the Aging is covering up that all old people are government agents designed to waste the time of chad truth-seekers by endlessly yapping. Harvard University is covering up… drumroll… aliens! 

Think about the architecture and the age of Harvard University. Even today, with diamond-tipped power drills and lasers, we cannot replicate the level of sophistication in Harvard University’s intricate buildings and precise geometric designs. And when was Harvard University built? 1636. We’re supposed to believe that people who were busy worrying about where they were going to sleep for the night (because, as everyone knows, houses weren’t even invented yet in 1636) knew how to stack rocks on top of each other? The truth that they don’t want you to know, the only explanation in line with the story of Mr. Moravia, is that an alien civilization built Harvard University long, long before the year 1636. Or even before the Neolithic Revolution. 

I know the more brainwashed among you are still questioning this narrative. Let me explain. Plato places the timeframe for Atlantis at around 9600 BCE. This corresponds perfectly to the Younger Dryas Period, when a mass flood happened at a rate of seven millimeters a year. This catastrophic flood that no one could escape would have wiped out our globe-spanning civilization (which must be of an alien origin because humans were just savages back then), leaving no traces… right? Well, given the advanced technology that the Ice Age, globe-spanning, Alien Atlantis civilization had, wouldn’t you agree it’s plausible, or, dare I say it, inevitable that some of the aliens survived up to the modern day? If you want to see aliens, smash that join button to watch What Do Aliens Look Like? on my Patreon.

Have you ever noticed that humanity seems to advance in leaps and bounds, like in the Neolithic Revolution, the Industrial Revolution, the creation of ChatGPT to help me generate—um—find images to back up my conspiracy theories, or the birth of our great nation, America, the main character of the world, and the greatest nation in the world? Yup, the founding of America, the glorious center of the Earth, is one of these world-defining events. Be proud. These revolutions aren’t moved by people, but by aliens introducing their ideas to us one at a time over the course of many centuries. The aliens begin these world-shaking revolutions whenever their home planet perfectly lines up with the Earth and their nearest cosmic colony so that they can receive beamed-down communications. More about these alien technologies can be found in a series of videos on my website for a low price of $80 per minute watched. Now that humans have explored almost all land areas on the Earth, however, the remnants of alien civilization have had to rely on the government to cover up their existence, which is where institutions like Harvard come in, serving as secret hideouts for the aliens.

The more skeptical among you may be wondering how we know this civilization was globe-spanning. Take a look at the logo of Harvard. Surrounding the Veritas shield is a ceremonial laurel wreath. Now look up what the winners of the ancient Greek Olympics got for winning. A sacred olive wreath… hmmm. Now, look up the original logo of Eng Wah & Co., a film company from Hong Kong. It is also surrounded by a golden laurel wreath. I could go on and on and show you infinitely different examples from every part of the world, but I think I’ve proven my point. But there is one more place where you can find a golden laurel wreath. Just go to Roejoganmerch.com and click on the “Golden Laurel Wreath” shirt and click on the “Buy” button to see it. The only possible explanation for the international and digital prevalence of this symbol is that there was once a globe-spanning empire of aliens who also used the laurel wreath as a symbol and spread it to humans. 

This theory is corroborated by the Emerald Tablets of Thoth the Atlantean, which decrees that during the Ice Age, an alien mothership crashed on Earth in a place called “Atlantaies.” The captain of this ship, Doragorg the Explorer (yes, Dora the Explorer, the seemingly innocuous kids’ show, is crazy alien propaganda meant to secretly brainwash us) and her first mate, Thoth, founded a huge alien empire with its capital at Atlantaies. Doragorg became Empress Doragorg I and was crowned with a golden laurel. She created Dora the Explorer as a way to sway the local hunter-gatherers into being laborers for the alien civilization—and it’s still happening today.

The aliens from the mother ship swiftly built a hyper-advanced city and extended their rule to “all four corners of the Earth,” although almost everyone lived on the coast. This alien text is clearly evidence that the earth is a flat quadrilateral with four corners and once had one, large unified coast. That’s why there are (definitely, trust me) no flights over the Pacific—they would have to travel across the underside of the Earth! The quadrilateral Earth also used to consist of just one continent with a large unified coast, but the continent later broke apart. This lost continent was once home to thousands of inland lizard people and lollipop-shaped trees—the candy forest is secretly based on alien records! 

Unfortunately, the great empire was on a ticking clock. Thoth relates in the tablets how this empire, so dependent on the coast, was almost totally annihilated during the Younger Dryas Period floods. Fortunately, some aliens could gain more than seven mm of elevation in a year and survived, but many perished. The full tale of the alien civilization is heartbreaking and dramatic. You can read it by buying my book, The Aliens Before Us: A Fully True Tale of Heartbreak, Destruction, Invention, and Dora the Explorer by Bestselling Author and Truth Seeker Roe Joegan, which I wrote in collaboration with alien expert Ida Best, on Roejoganvyruss.com today. 

Despite the destruction of their civilization, aliens still exist today and are everywhere. They’re documented everywhere, from the stunning documentary Men in Black to the secret E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial government files. The government hides many things from us. The nuclear codes. The unredacted Epstein Files. Cookies. But never, ever, did anybody suspect that the government was hiding a whole alien civilization in the country’s most esteemed institutions. The tale of the aliens before us is gripping and dramatic, and I hope you’ll join me next time on the Roe Jogan Podcast. But I’ve said too much, and I’ve got to go before they silence—