Humor Newsbeet Vol. 116 Issue 5

• Major retailers recall Halloween candy bulk bags due to lead levels six to seven times higher than FDA standards.
• Razor scooters were found in candy bars handed out to Trick-or-Treaters.
• Count Dracula challenges Count Chocula and Count von Count for dominion over the American cereal industry.
• NYC bans traveling werewolves from visiting the city over Halloween, citing rabies concerns.
• The International Witches’ Coven announces new labor demands for witches and wizards in high-risk sorcery and spellcasting.

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