Issue 14 Humor Newsbeet

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  • An investigator at Terry’s found that their chicken pizza bagels actually contain pigeon meat.
  • A Big Sib applicant reportedly adopted a freshman for their interview icebreaker.
  • The Spectator conducted an interview with a chicken—what he found on the other side of the road will shock you.
  • Munem violently overthrew the Editors-in-Chief and became a llama.