2018-2019 School Year Reflections

- Resigning and re-signing of Principal Eric Contreras

- That weird alien invasion light that turned out to be a power outage or something

- SAP rental truck on Chambers

- McDonald’s protest with the rat balloon

- The stupid meme war that we just HAD to write about

- Humor winning the department apparel contest <33

- Principal Contreras’s indecisiveness leading to full-blown panic and then not full-blown panic

- DEMON ESCALATOR

- All of the escalators shutting down!! Thanos said half, not all >:(

- “Subtle asian traits” explosion

- BMCC teachers protesting?

- Regurgitating vampire bats and meth on the AP Bio test

- We say farewell to Kung Fu Tea :’(

- Class of 2019 finally did not lose SING! (we won :) )

- Cheating in the English department, because people will actually pay for essays

- Morning announcement jokes + complaints

- It literally did not snow this entire year.

- The bridge got louder than the second-floor boys’ bathroom + the ceiling cracked.

- 11th period BC Calc—because they couldn’t fit all the math nerds into a class during the REGULAR school day

- Mr. Moran wouldn't let me get high off of the bridge paint and closed the bridge.

- The football team actually won a game, but it was against 11 assorted blades of grass in the worst division.