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Issue 2, Volume 109
Humor
Stuyvesant changes escalator policy to support physical fitness.
Issue 12, Volume 107
The solution to the long-lasting Stuyvesant Escalator Problem.
Issue 3, Volume 109
The Humor Department investigates the sinister cause of malfunctioning escalators.
Issue 11, Volume 114
Features
Students talk about what they love and hate about escalators at Stuyvesant and ways the school can improve them.
Issue 5, Volume 112
A student undergoes a difficult journey in order to fix the 7-9 escalator and end months of agony.
Issue 6, Volume 113
In December, an unannounced inspection was done on all the escalators by the NYC Department of Buildings (DOB) and tiny chips were discovered underneath the steps of the escalators. The DOB concluded that every step with any chips needed to be replaced before the escalators were allowed to operate again, save for the two-to-four and four-to-two escalators, which must undergo complete replacement.
Issue 9, Volume 109
This Halloween, a group of Freshman break free from their usual gym-clothing attire to dress up as the 7-9 escalator.
Issue 6, Volume 114
A look into Apollo, an escalator tracking program created by Sophomore Caucus.
Issue 16, Volume 108
The reader accidently lands into an alternate universe that may very well be Stuy’s alter (dystopian) ego.
Issue 9, Volume 108
During the pandemic, Stuyvesant continued its plans for renovation, including escalator replacements and the construction of a new robotics lab.
Issue 16, Volume 111
Opinions
For the past few months, a surprising number of students have assembled in the second floor hallway between the half-floor and the escalator bank during fourth period.
Issue 9, Volume 110
Science
The release of a flying car in the early 2023, the AeroMobil 4.0, brings us closer to living our vision of a futuristic world. However, we must look at the benefits and drawbacks it brings to our society as a whole, before it's accepted into the mainstream.
Issue 8, Volume 112
A mural on the first floor created by Stuyvesant students serves as a tribute to the music department, combining Wassily Kandinsky’s style and the playful colors of the 7-9 escalator banner.
Issue 1, Volume 113
Here’s a list of ways you can break the escalators. You will certainly not anger the entire student body.
Issue 12, Volume 112
Answering questions about Stuyvesant’s escalators and the building’s construction.
Issue 11, Volume 113
Issue 1, Volume 110
Escalator juuling can have worse consequences than getting caught by the school deans.
Issue 14, Volume 108
Talos crashed due to the leak of new courses.
